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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20415 on: August 20, 2012, 07:44:53 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 20, 2012, 07:43:38 PM
Looks like it's gonna be a loooooong night...


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20416 on: August 20, 2012, 07:50:01 PM »
Bit late for him to be out, innit?

I'm not entirely sure why I've been asked to stop on at work until 04:00, as there doesn't appear to be many delays. Oh well...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20417 on: August 20, 2012, 07:54:53 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 20, 2012, 07:50:01 PM
Bit late for him to be out, innit?

I'm not entirely sure why I've been asked to stop on at work until 04:00, as there doesn't appear to be many delays. Oh well...


Extra beer tokens           .......... :thumbsup:.............yeah guess he was told to go to bed........ ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20418 on: August 21, 2012, 06:59:28 AM »
For the last few days Mr C and I have been trying to invent ways of causing mass human extermination.

Mr C's idea this morning is Victoria Beckham inventing a game of Russian Roulette involving a fully loaded chamber. Bound to be a winner IMO. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20419 on: August 21, 2012, 07:08:06 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20420 on: August 21, 2012, 11:43:26 AM »
Went out for a walk on me flat 'ill. Came to a level crossing a nd trotted over, noting the express train approaching. A little old lady was coming the other way and remarked "The rain's coming", and indeed there was a shower starting. She headed for the crossing and I said "Train is coming". She evidently was deaf and decided I was agreeing with her  noooo:

The train must have missed her by inches  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20421 on: August 21, 2012, 12:41:19 PM »
Might go to Skegness tomorrow  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20422 on: August 21, 2012, 12:43:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 21, 2012, 12:41:19 PM
Might go to Skegness tomorrow  rubschin:

Why................... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20423 on: August 21, 2012, 12:44:32 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2012, 12:43:47 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 21, 2012, 12:41:19 PM
Might go to Skegness tomorrow  rubschin:

Why................... rubschin:

Indeed.... what has Skeggy ever done to you...? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20424 on: August 22, 2012, 11:41:46 AM »
The Ship Tavern, Holborn.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20425 on: August 22, 2012, 11:46:45 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20426 on: August 22, 2012, 11:50:10 AM »
Got the missus with me...I'll prolly be carrying her home...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20427 on: August 22, 2012, 11:54:57 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 22, 2012, 11:50:10 AM
Got the missus with me...I'll prolly be carrying her home...


On the wine .......... :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20428 on: August 22, 2012, 12:09:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20429 on: August 22, 2012, 12:27:25 PM »
She's already done most of a bottle...I'm on my third Old Speckled Hen.
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