The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

  Have posted photos btw.  I now have a WW scarf... sorry Miss T. 

nope, not talking to you now. 

APC will be jealous 

 

[Nick]

Got taken out here

http://www.triptojerusalem.com/gallery

 for free collapso 

[apc2010]

Got taken out here

http://www.triptojerusalem.com/gallery

 for free collapso 

Cheapskate.............







 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Glad i'm not in Essex.

[Miss Demeanour]

 

There are enough animals roaming free around these parts 

[Just One More]

Glad i'm not in Essex.

Not another fly on the wall type programme surely 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Glad i'm not in Essex.

Not another fly on the wall type programme surely 

Why pink?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

If a lion 25 st on the loose wants to be pink do you think you f*cking ask it why?

[GROWLER]

Oh, this is SUCH joyous news this is!

My day is almost complete, and it's only 09:07 

[GROWLER]

Glad i'm not in Essex.

Not another fly on the wall type programme surely 

Why pink?

You ARE....avin' a piggin' laf....AREN'T you ey? .... ....

[GROWLER]

"A man started running towards us yelling 'It’s a f*cking lion!'

Would that be a new breed of Lion then ey you f*ckin' mongulionation?


"He looked so panicked you knew it was not a joke. The lion you could see it from the side.


Oh I don't know you nonce, I think it's absolutely hilarious tbqh!
See it from the side ey?
Wait 'til you see it from the front, twat features!!


"I grabbed my children’s hands and we ran towards our caravan. My children started to scream, “daddy, is the lion going to get us?”


We live in hope, yes. More out the gene pool. +1

"It was one million per cent a lion. It was a tan colour with a big mane, it was fully grown, it was definitely a lion. It was just standing there, it seemed to be enjoying itself.


No bastard shit Sherlock."

[tel]

He's back 

[GROWLER]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/08/27/lion-in-essex-police-call-off-search-big-cat_n_1832982.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D124381

Furious!

It was 'apparently' only a fuckin' mangey shitty domestic flea ridden shit machine!

And look at that half witted interbred mongulionation of an apology for a human being that allegedly took the picture of this  so called ...LION'!
She can't even get hold of a pair of kecks that fit her, useless mingin' moron.

WHAT bastard picture, ey, WHAT/WHERE?

You need to water down that high octane meths that yer on, you gormless half witted imbersolic turd brain.

My earlier most complete of completed  days, has now totally unravelled and has ended in gross disappointment.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Is there still that 2003 VP Calendar Girls calendar lurking under the bar somewhere, if so we could dust it off and we could send it here.......

https://www.facebook.com/groups/336283586466687/

[GROWLER]

Well you make yer own minds up, but not having been swiggin' from a bottle of meths recently, that to me, looks like a mangey moggy.
Even the rozzers are as thick as sweet pig shit down there it seems.

So disappointed. Could have started introducing real humans down there too.




Meanwhile, someone took some secret  piccies of me up 'me 'ill' yesterday afternoon.