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[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I will alert the Daily Mail immediately, be prepared for hordes of rozzers and the paparazzi I hope you have a fast get away car otherwise we are heading for another Dianagate.

[Miss Demeanour]

Well you make yer own minds up, but not having been swiggin' from a bottle of meths recently, that to me, looks like a mangey moggy.
Even the rozzers are as thick as sweet pig shit down there it seems.

So disappointed. Could have started introducing real humans down there too.

 

[Barman]

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well you make yer own minds up, but not having been swiggin' from a bottle of meths recently, that to me, looks like a mangey moggy.
Even the rozzers are as thick as sweet pig shit down there it seems.

So disappointed. Could have started introducing real humans down there too.

 

Snigger. Sorry Miss D but this is for sharing.

[Darwins Selection]

Well you make yer own minds up, but not having been swiggin' from a bottle of meths recently, that to me, looks like a mangey moggy.
Even the rozzers are as thick as sweet pig shit down there it seems.

So disappointed. Could have started introducing real humans down there too.

 

Splendid. 

[Just One More]

   

[Barman]

   

 

[GROWLER]

   

Thanks for that jom.
Another one for the ever growing collection.

Meanwhile, CATGATE rumbles on.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/08/28/essex-lion-couple-warn-big-cat-sightings-photo_n_1836095.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D124589

Let's just hope and pray then, you half baked fully pissed meths swigger, that IF this mythical LION called TOM actually does exist, that it gets to you first, preferably after not having eaten for a few days.

[Grumpmeister]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! 
Todays screaming moment is sponsored by BLOODY DELIVERY DRIVERS 

[Just One More]

   

Thanks for that jom.
Another one for the ever growing collection.

Meanwhile, CATGATE rumbles on.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/08/28/essex-lion-couple-warn-big-cat-sightings-photo_n_1836095.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D124589

Let's just hope and pray then, you half baked fully pissed meths swigger, that IF this mythical LION called TOM actually does exist, that it gets to you first, preferably after not having eaten for a few days.

It looks similar to the one near Southampton last year

I suspect a wind up (no, not clockwork)

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[GROWLER]

Errr, what's with all the smutty ad's underneath the main feature then ey?

[Nick]

They are tied to your browsing habits 

[Miss Demeanour]

I got a link to a Monopoly board game and watches