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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20550 on: August 30, 2012, 12:29:26 PM »
lol:  Carlsberg style scrambled eggs on toast and mug of tea arrived and consumed.  cloud9:

The mind positively boggles!

Carlsberg is for drinking - eggs are different! Shouldn't be mixed!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20551 on: August 30, 2012, 12:35:01 PM »
I had presumed this was in reference to the Carlsbergs ads ....as in if Carlsberg did scrambled eggs they would be as good as wot Tipsy had for brekky  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20552 on: August 30, 2012, 12:46:43 PM »
I had presumed this was in reference to the Carlsbergs ads ....as in if Carlsberg did scrambled eggs they would be as good as wot Tipsy had for brekky  rubschin:

Me too.

I also had scrambled eggs this morning, made the Hesten Bloominhell way  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20553 on: August 30, 2012, 01:19:41 PM »
Fucked up then  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20554 on: August 30, 2012, 01:58:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20555 on: August 30, 2012, 02:08:00 PM »
Housewerk day  evil:

It is worserer now than when I started  noooo:

THE FRIDGE  eeek: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20556 on: August 30, 2012, 02:16:11 PM »
Has he turned up ?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20557 on: August 30, 2012, 02:22:06 PM »
Housewerk day  evil:

It is worserer now than when I started  noooo:

THE FRIDGE  eeek: scared2:

Do you have a laydee visiting then....?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20558 on: August 30, 2012, 02:27:33 PM »
 sad24:

I found I had to hop and jump through debris  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20559 on: August 30, 2012, 03:14:02 PM »
sad24:

I found I had to hop and jump through debris  noooo:

And then you fell in the canal....?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20560 on: August 30, 2012, 03:16:09 PM »
You need to get a wumman in  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20561 on: August 30, 2012, 03:16:43 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20562 on: August 30, 2012, 03:17:18 PM »
Thanks Miss D  cloud9:  What time will you arrive?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20563 on: August 30, 2012, 03:18:27 PM »
Rearrange these words : over freezes hell when
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20564 on: August 30, 2012, 03:19:21 PM »
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I have found the floor  :thumbsup:
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