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Offline Just One More

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20625 on: September 02, 2012, 08:55:08 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20626 on: September 02, 2012, 09:28:56 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20627 on: September 02, 2012, 06:39:38 PM »
Today I have NOT been to see The Boy and I am in a fury with Mrs Nick, who is clearly going insane
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20628 on: September 02, 2012, 06:40:46 PM »
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It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20629 on: September 02, 2012, 06:42:01 PM »
Not now
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20630 on: September 03, 2012, 07:27:44 AM »
There is something to be said for stripping wallpaper whilst nakid on a beautiful autumn morning.  I am not sure what but I am sure some one here will think of something suitable.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20631 on: September 03, 2012, 10:46:00 AM »
Use a steam stripper and have a sauna at the same time  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20632 on: September 03, 2012, 10:50:45 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20633 on: September 03, 2012, 12:16:40 PM »
Use a steam stripper and have a sauna at the same time  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20634 on: September 04, 2012, 05:01:04 PM »
I have been lying on the kitchen floor  ::) . Trying to remove the "integrated" fridge and make better use of the space.
Having removed the kick board (for want of a better term) I've managed to screw the front legs back in which lowers the fridge and allows a bit of movement but the back legs ... ?  noooo:

How TF d'you get the bugger out?  Banghead   I shall sleep on it overnight (the problem, not the fridge) and have another attempt tomorrow  confused:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20635 on: September 04, 2012, 05:11:22 PM »
Explosives  :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20636 on: September 04, 2012, 05:37:27 PM »
One of these perhaps?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20637 on: September 04, 2012, 07:47:27 PM »
Staying at home.............in case I go out and fight someone ............

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20638 on: September 04, 2012, 07:50:34 PM »
Save money, stay in and fight Misty  :thumbsup:












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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20639 on: September 05, 2012, 11:24:18 AM »
I have been lying on the kitchen floor  ::) . Trying to remove the "integrated" fridge and make better use of the space.
Having removed the kick board (for want of a better term) I've managed to screw the front legs back in which lowers the fridge and allows a bit of movement but the back legs ... ?  noooo:

How TF d'you get the bugger out?  Banghead   I shall sleep on it overnight (the problem, not the fridge) and have another attempt tomorrow  confused:

The back legs will already be screwed in, so the fidge is sloping back at an angle, which is why it never self-defrosted properly.  whistle:
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