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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20715 on: September 08, 2012, 04:37:02 PM »
Misty got you hoovering again?  happy100

No for tossers who I help( lend stuff )  and when I need MY stuff back they are too busy to return it ............and I need it ........ evil:

Apey. You lend stuff out, then you don't ASK for it back.
You DEMAND, like NOW!

Now you see, this is one of the many reasons I'm becoming extremely unsociable, a bit acidic and generally unpleasant.
I'm fuckin' SICK TO THE VERY BACK TEETH and beyond...of other humans...generally speaking that is.

Bring on a damned good civil war I say, and the first in line will be arse holes that borrow stuff off you's and don't return it, BASTARDS! Angry9:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20716 on: September 08, 2012, 04:57:19 PM »
Have delivered young un to Uni.  Have already hoovered and sanitised his bedroom and re-organised so I can do my ironing in there and take advantage of the 32" tv he left behind. 
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20717 on: September 08, 2012, 04:58:46 PM »
Yay, he has gone solo  Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Bet you left food  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20718 on: September 08, 2012, 05:00:09 PM »
His wardrobe has more food than clothing.  redface:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20719 on: September 08, 2012, 05:03:36 PM »
He wears food?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20720 on: September 08, 2012, 05:44:07 PM »
Taking The Boy out for lunch here tomorrow

http://www.sheldrakesrestaurant.co.uk/Gallery.aspx

Yumster

http://www.sheldrakesrestaurant.co.uk/Docs/EventsDocs/file/SundayCarveryMenu.pdf

Wonder if Growler ever goes there  rubschin:

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Some right ole random stuff being conversed in 'ere today in'it ey? whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20721 on: September 08, 2012, 07:33:15 PM »
Girlie day out planned for tomorrow, the Eldest's gf and me.   cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20722 on: September 08, 2012, 07:38:52 PM »
Girlie day out planned for tomorrow, the Eldest's gf and me.   cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20723 on: September 08, 2012, 07:43:54 PM »
Not plausible  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20724 on: September 08, 2012, 07:45:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20725 on: September 08, 2012, 07:48:12 PM »
Shouldn't you be in bed with Teddy now?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20726 on: September 08, 2012, 07:59:52 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20727 on: September 08, 2012, 08:01:47 PM »
In yer dreams saddo  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20728 on: September 08, 2012, 09:20:50 PM »
Have delivered young un to Uni.  Have already hoovered and sanitised his bedroom and re-organised so I can do my ironing in there and take advantage of the 32" tv he left behind.

Got this to go through meself in just 3 weeks time.

As much as a pain in the arse and scruff bag beyond belief, I'll miss the young bat. cry:

Even her bruvver has openly admitted that he's going to miss her. eeek:

Dump her and scarper asap is the plan anyway.
No time for endless goodbyes and piggin' floods of tears that way. :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20729 on: September 08, 2012, 09:33:59 PM »
Mrs Growler has other plans  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:  Prepare for SHOPPING  point:
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