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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20745 on: September 09, 2012, 09:34:23 PM »
I bumped into a chap I know the other day. He had his wife with him.

I mentioned this to the lads yesterday and they reported that she is also his step sister  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20746 on: September 09, 2012, 10:43:26 PM »
I bumped into a chap I know the other day. He had his wife with him.

I mentioned this to the lads yesterday and they reported that she is also his step sister  eeek:

Not a problem - not blood rellies!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20747 on: September 09, 2012, 10:51:50 PM »
True, but they had grown up together from the age of 10  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20748 on: September 10, 2012, 09:06:20 AM »
The Boy is turning into the Incredible Hulk eeek: eeek:






 eeek: I would hate to see him when he turns green and his kit drops off.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20749 on: September 10, 2012, 10:29:50 AM »
Got a bad feeling about today............... noooo:    already going wrong .......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20750 on: September 10, 2012, 10:36:55 AM »
Got a bad feeling about today............... noooo:    already going wrong .......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20751 on: September 10, 2012, 10:38:58 AM »
Got a bad feeling about today............... noooo:    already going wrong .......... noooo:

Popcorn:

Got a very busy day ...........all sorted .........now everyone is changing their minds ....... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20752 on: September 10, 2012, 11:01:10 AM »
True, but they had grown up together from the age of 10  eeek:

Still. No In Laws :thumbsup:

Must have made the teenage years a bit easier than for most of us!    eyes:

Also, will be difficult explaining to future sprogs why only one set of grandparents for both!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20753 on: September 10, 2012, 12:44:14 PM »
Got a bad feeling about today............... noooo:    already going wrong .......... noooo:

Popcorn:

Got a very busy day ...........all sorted .........now everyone is changing their minds ....... evil:

Sincerely hope you got yer 'borrowed bits 'n' bobs' back from the ungrateful arses wipes. cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20754 on: September 10, 2012, 12:57:03 PM »
Got a bad feeling about today............... noooo:    already going wrong .......... noooo:

Popcorn:

Got a very busy day ...........all sorted .........now everyone is changing their minds ....... evil:

Sincerely hope you got yer 'borrowed bits 'n' bobs' back from the ungrateful arses wipes. cussing:

Got them ............. :thumbsup:      now it's the companies pissing me off............... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20755 on: September 11, 2012, 06:18:35 AM »
Meetings today here in Werstshire.  evil:  Start late and finish early though.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20756 on: September 11, 2012, 07:09:20 AM »
Just checked the travel news, out of habit.  eeek: eeek: eeek:  BBC is reporting a coach crash and the website reporting m.way incidents goes on and on and on.  Good job I am going via the lanes today.  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20757 on: September 11, 2012, 07:18:30 AM »
Just as well I'm off, I would have been called in for the coach crash
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20758 on: September 11, 2012, 07:22:06 AM »
Just as well I'm off, I would have been called in for the coach crash

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20759 on: September 11, 2012, 07:35:58 AM »
I was supposed to go to werk today, being picked up at 6:30am  noooo:

The bloke has not turned up, so a day on the piss beckons instead.  razz: