The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[GROWLER]

I was supposed to go to werk today, being picked up at 6:30am 

The bloke has not turned up, so a day on the piss beckons instead. 

Ahhhh, tough shit ey?

[Baldy]

I was supposed to go to werk today, being picked up at 6:30am 

The bloke has not turned up, so a day on the piss beckons instead. 

Ahhhh, tough shit ey?

I am glad someone knows what I have to go through. 

[Just One More]

Just as well I'm off, I would have been called in for the coach crash

Wiv yer signs like....? 

Only half of 'em, we have lectric ones N/bound cos of the shiny new(ish) tunnel

[Tipsy Gipsy]

At a mate's house attempting to book a weekend away in  Europe, anywhere.  We are not being very successful. 

[apc2010]

At a mate's house attempting to book a weekend away in  Europe, anywhere.  We are not being very successful. 

BMs house ............

[Tipsy Gipsy]

At a mate's house attempting to book a weekend away in  Europe, anywhere.  We are not being very successful. 

BMs house ............

 

We got flights but then tried to find out what the extra, hidden, additional charge is when picking up a hire car in France but dropping it off in Spain.   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Meeting with the Mayoress today.  I seem to have been roped into organising a Halloween 'thing' for the local children.  The thought of setting fire to some of them appeals.

The meeting is to be held here..http://www.palacecafe.co.uk/

Owned and run by the only gays in the village.

It would be rather rude not to have a full English breakfast whilst there.

[Just One More]

Meeting with the Mayoress today.  I seem to have been roped into organising a Halloween 'thing' for the local children.  The thought of setting fire to some of them appeals.

The meeting is to be held here..http://www.palacecafe.co.uk/

Owned and run by the only gays in the village.

It would be rather rude not to have a full English breakfast whilst there.

I don't think they'll be offering you sausage Miss C 

[Barman]

Meeting with the Mayoress today.  I seem to have been roped into organising a Halloween 'thing' for the local children.  The thought of setting fire to some of them appeals.

The meeting is to be held here..http://www.palacecafe.co.uk/

Owned and run by the only gays in the village.

It would be rather rude not to have a full English breakfast whilst there.

I don't think they'll be offering you sausage Miss C 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Been a strange day today, odd customers and someone in this morning trying to blag freebies by complaining everything is too expensive.

The high point was the lass dressed as supergirl selling raffle tickets 

[Darwins Selection]

I seem to have been roped into organising a Halloween 'thing'

Now why would they think you best qualified for that?

 

[Pastis]

Oh, when the internet and online shopping works ... 

A new, replacement food destructerator required. Manufacturer reckons it'll be around 100 quids, Mr Fix-It says he can get one for around £120 but then tells me they've sold the last one 
Online, I find one for £79 with free delivery ...    I buy, and less than 24 hours later it arrives ...  again!

Result!   

[Snoopy]

That'll be yet more teaspoons vanishing then 

[Barman]

Been a strange day today, odd customers and someone in this morning trying to blag freebies by complaining everything is too expensive.

The high point was the lass dressed as supergirl selling raffle tickets 

How many did you buy? 

[Grumpmeister]

One, as the rest of the staff had already bought some.