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Offline Pastis

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20775 on: September 12, 2012, 05:55:36 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 12, 2012, 05:38:01 PM
That'll be yet more teaspoons vanishing then  ;)

The favourite is when the sink plug makes a trip down there ...  ;)    It comes out looking very gnarled   redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20776 on: September 13, 2012, 12:43:54 PM »
I am currently doing some on-line training.  There are several modules to complete and the pass level is 75%.

The answers are multiple choice. I have just had to fail the last module.....

Question.  How much would the surcharge be if a customer was not on an LLU?

Answers.

1. £5.99
2 £10.99
3 £24.99

I submitted £5.99  INCORRECT the computer informed me, the correct answer is £7.00  Banghead Banghead

I phoned the company to be told that 'that's typical I will inform the powers that be you will have to re take the test get that one wrong and get the rest right'.   cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20777 on: September 13, 2012, 02:16:09 PM »
I've been to the beach...  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20778 on: September 13, 2012, 02:17:21 PM »
got sand in your bits?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20779 on: September 13, 2012, 02:22:48 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20780 on: September 13, 2012, 02:26:30 PM »
I've decided my boss is an evil sod, hides the freesat remote after setting it to the vault then goes off for 2 days. it's been a constant feed of shite pop music. if I have to listen to Rhianna, Little Mix, Busted etc much longer im going to lose my remaining marbles.

I'd sell my er BM's soul for some Ramones right now.   Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20781 on: September 13, 2012, 02:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2012, 02:26:30 PM
I've decided my boss is an evil sod, hides the freesat remote after setting it to the vault then goes off for 2 days. it's been a constant feed of shite pop music. if I have to listen to Rhianna, Little Mix, Busted etc much longer im going to lose my remaining marbles.

I'd sell my er BM's soul for some Ramones right now.   Banghead

You could unplug it of course....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20782 on: September 13, 2012, 02:48:06 PM »
the TVs have to be on and showing a channel, can't even swap the box without dismantling the entire display.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20783 on: September 13, 2012, 02:59:27 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2012, 02:26:30 PM
I've decided my boss is an evil sod, hides the freesat remote after setting it to the vault then goes off for 2 days. it's been a constant feed of shite pop music. if I have to listen to Rhianna, Little Mix, Busted etc much longer im going to lose my remaining marbles.

I'd sell my er BM's soul for some Ramones right now.   Banghead




There you go. angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20784 on: September 14, 2012, 10:59:38 PM »
Spent the afternoon at me favourite garden, Hidcote  cloud9:  They have a garden art/sculpture thing on all this month. My favourite one from today



How about this for a bug-box Miss C  :thumbsup:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20785 on: September 15, 2012, 07:06:07 AM »
That is cool.  We have a wood pile at the bottom of the garden a few crates and two pallets might be a winter project for me.  on the other hand the wood pile is a pretty good bug house as it stands I would have thought, seems a shame to disturb them just to rehouse them, it's not as if I will be putting in an inside lav and electricity to get them out of the slum that they currently live in.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20786 on: September 15, 2012, 11:35:46 AM »
Been for an 'air-cut  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20787 on: September 15, 2012, 11:55:36 AM »
tupp'ny all off?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20788 on: September 15, 2012, 03:55:30 PM »
Nah ....... Just a trim but I do get pensioners rates  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20789 on: September 15, 2012, 04:19:20 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 15, 2012, 03:55:30 PM
Nah ....... Just a trim but I do get pensioners rates  :thumbsup:

On a Saturday?  eeek:

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