The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

Nah ....... Just a trim but I do get pensioners rates 

On a Saturday? 

Yep 

The next chair to me was occupied by a little lad of about 10 ... His mother was charged £6.00 for his haircut ~ I was charged £4 and I had more hair than he did when I went in. Difference is that my hair is white and his was GINGER!

I didn't even ask for "Pensioner rates" ~ it was automatic. So I must look older than I had hoped 

[Darwins Selection]

Nah ....... Just a trim but I do get pensioners rates 

On a Saturday? 

Yep 

The next chair to me was occupied by a little lad of about 10 ... His mother was charged £6.00 for his haircut ~ I was charged £4 and I had more hair than he did when I went in. Difference is that my hair is white and his was GINGER!

I didn't even ask for "Pensioner rates" ~ it was automatic. So I must look older than I had hoped 

 

And you want to move back down here?

[Snoopy]

Nah ....... Just a trim but I do get pensioners rates 

On a Saturday? 

Yep 

The next chair to me was occupied by a little lad of about 10 ... His mother was charged £6.00 for his haircut ~ I was charged £4 and I had more hair than he did when I went in. Difference is that my hair is white and his was GINGER!

I didn't even ask for "Pensioner rates" ~ it was automatic. So I must look older than I had hoped 

 

And you want to move back down here?

I'd be happier to find a decent male barber and pay for the service than suffer any more shearing by orange coloured, fat tarts with Rhyl face-lifts and make-up by Polyfilla.

[Miss Demeanour]

Off out for dinner and drinks but no more alckyhole for me 

[Snoopy]

Off out for dinner and drinks but no more alckyhole for me 

Very wise I'm sure but like all resolutions it is bound to fail.

[Miss Demeanour]

Not a resolution ...just a one night off special 

[Snoopy]

And tomorrow let the revels recommence eh 

[Miss Demeanour]

Maybe I should start being discrete as well 

[apc2010]

Not a resolution ...just a one night off special 

Hot date............

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm discrete now ...can't say 

[apc2010]

Off for a meal and a few beers ..........

[Snoopy]

Maybe I should start being discrete as well 

Why break the habits of a lifetime? 

[Darwins Selection]

Nah ....... Just a trim but I do get pensioners rates 

On a Saturday? 

Yep 

The next chair to me was occupied by a little lad of about 10 ... His mother was charged £6.00 for his haircut ~ I was charged £4 and I had more hair than he did when I went in. Difference is that my hair is white and his was GINGER!

I didn't even ask for "Pensioner rates" ~ it was automatic. So I must look older than I had hoped 

 

And you want to move back down here?

I'd be happier to find a decent male barber and pay for the service than suffer any more shearing by orange coloured, fat tarts with Rhyl face-lifts and make-up by Polyfilla.

[Snoopy]

Nah ....... Just a trim but I do get pensioners rates 

On a Saturday? 

Yep 

The next chair to me was occupied by a little lad of about 10 ... His mother was charged £6.00 for his haircut ~ I was charged £4 and I had more hair than he did when I went in. Difference is that my hair is white and his was GINGER!

I didn't even ask for "Pensioner rates" ~ it was automatic. So I must look older than I had hoped 

 

And you want to move back down here?

I'd be happier to find a decent male barber and pay for the service than suffer any more shearing by orange coloured, fat tarts with Rhyl face-lifts and make-up by Polyfilla.

  See comments about Greek Barber in So'ton ~ exactly like Desmond's but less tinted.

[Grumpmeister]

Off out for dinner and drinks but no more alckyhole for me 

An alcohol free Miss D? Isn't that one of the portents of the apocalypse? 




If Nick starts making sense now we are doomed I tell you, doomed.