The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Darwins Selection]

Cannot see your avatar Big Boy ~ I'm intrigued as to what you have chosen.

Here you go Uncle...

He must have been dropped from quite a height to get a flat like that on top of his head. 

[Barman]

Cannot see your avatar Big Boy ~ I'm intrigued as to what you have chosen.

Here you go Uncle...

He must have been dropped from quite a height to get a flat like that on top of his head. 

A fall from the ugly tree prolly.... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Cannot see your avatar Big Boy ~ I'm intrigued as to what you have chosen.

Here you go Uncle...

He must have been dropped from quite a height to get a flat like that on top of his head. 

A fall from the ugly tree prolly.... 

More likely to be a push IMO....

[The Big Boy]

Another mouthy tart. Barman, more wifebeater and a WKD for the new tart

[miss Tchevious]

off to the pub...........again 

bye my lovelies.

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Another mouthy tart. Barman, more wifebeater and a WKD for the new tart

Oh no sweetie I am the 'old tart' I don't do WKD a pint of Baileys Irish Cream and I might be persuaded to change your nappy.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Good luck with that Miss C ....I understand that is a real test of strength and stamina 

Thank you Miss D, you are quite right most of the course is up hill.   There is a gardening joke in there but i am not going to go there.

Have a lovely day Tipsy.

An excellent day out Miss C. 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

I'm off until the neanderthal legs it! Let me know when it's gone . .

[miss Tchevious]

I am having bloody nightmares!!!!!!!!!!1 

Have a wedding on thursday where the bride is German and the groom is French. They have been informed that their dj is English so they have emailed me a list of the songs they want playing. I now have to spend my one night off dowloading crap I don't know....cant get half of it so having to youtube it then convert it to mp3 then download it......... 

Anyone heard of these classics? 

Schlager (German)

Pur - Partyhitmix (original); Lena; Hab mich wieder mal an dir betrunken; Prinzessin

Wolfgang Petry - Verlieben, verloren,vergessen,verzeih'n; Wahnsinn; Ganz oder gar nicht;

Münchner Freiheit - Ohne dich

Klaus Lage Band - 1000 und 1 Nacht

Matthias Reim - Verdammt ich lieb dich

Westernhagen - Sexy

Connie Francis - Schöner fremder Mann

Michael Wendler – Sie liebt den DJ

Olaf Henning – Die Manege ist leer

Zouk/ Slow

Kaysha - Love de toi

Slaï - Flamme

Princess lover - Mon soleil

Jocelyne Labylle, Leila Chicot & Sonia Dersion - Tu disais

Jocelyne Labylle - J'ai déposé les clés

Nayanka Bell - Les mots magiques

Patrick Saint-Eloi - Lymiè

Jade - Bébé

Fabrice Servier - Les plus belles melodies

Osmani Garcia - No es culpa tuya

[Nick]

 

[miss Tchevious]

I now officially hate the fucking Germans, and the French!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Snoopy]

  Has it ever occurred to you that you could have pleaded a "previous engagement"?

[miss Tchevious]

Has it ever occurred to you that you could have pleaded a "previous engagement"?

I actually have three other weddings on the same day but am sending my staff to those. This is usually a nice easy gig so thought I was being dead clever like keeping for meself. Only just found out about the bastard krauts today...three days after agreeing to it. That wedding coordinator is a sneaky little fucker. 

[Barman]

Has it ever occurred to you that you could have pleaded a "previous engagement"?

I actually have three other weddings on the same day but am sending my staff to those. This is usually a nice easy gig so thought I was being dead clever like keeping for meself. Only just found out about the bastard krauts today...three days after agreeing to it. That wedding coordinator is a sneaky little fucker. 

Mention the war and go home early....