The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I shall think on't MissC   

I thank you kind sir. 

[apc2010]

Just caught a wanker breaking in to my next door house ,,,,,,,,,,,  real hero ...fecking shit himself and his mates ......(only me )



where is Snoopys sign of the times thread .............

[apc2010]

Piss boiling now .......just missed him ...........       nearly caught him ............

[apc2010]

Think my taxi mate has got them ...............called him he went looking ...........(he lives near me) ............maybe no police need to be invovled ..............       Growlers justice ...........

[Barman]

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have just been on a mini slug hunt, a major slug hunt will follow later.  My girls (the avian ones) like slugs.

[Darwins Selection]

I have just been on a mini slug hunt, a major slug hunt will follow later. 

Is this a hunt for diminutive slugs or a hunt of limited duration?

Are you later undertaking a much longer hunt or singling out the officer class of the slug world?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have just been on a mini slug hunt, a major slug hunt will follow later. 

Is this a hunt for diminutive slugs or a hunt of limited duration?

Are you later undertaking a much longer hunt or singling out the officer class of the slug world?

It has been raining all day here most unpleasant a mixture of misty drizzle and then more heavy rain, slug and snail heaven. My first hunt was of limited duration, I was on a foray for spinach and courgettes to make soup for lunch. However I stayed out longer than anticipated as I found quite a few slugs some small and some that were definitely officer material I popped them in a pot and then gave them to the chickens as an experiment as I had not seen them eating slugs before. They were keen on the mini ones not keen on the major ones.

Later in the afternoon I wanted to cut a load of comfrey  to make fertiliser, an excellent opportunity to gather the little buggers and one or two huge ones. A much longer operation but it was successful and the girls were very happy with their slugfest. I spent a further ten minutes or so sitting on a wet chair getting a very wet bum watching the hens, a very pleasurable experience despite the inclement conditions.

I hope that this clarifies the situation.  If you have any further questions please do not hesitate to contact me. 











Bet you regret asking now.

[Darwins Selection]

I have just been on a mini slug hunt, a major slug hunt will follow later. 

Is this a hunt for diminutive slugs or a hunt of limited duration?

Are you later undertaking a much longer hunt or singling out the officer class of the slug world?

It has been raining all day here most unpleasant a mixture of misty drizzle and then more heavy rain, slug and snail heaven. My first hunt was of limited duration, I was on a foray for spinach and courgettes to make soup for lunch. However I stayed out longer than anticipated as I found quite a few slugs some small and some that were definitely officer material I popped them in a pot and then gave them to the chickens as an experiment as I had not seen them eating slugs before. They were keen on the mini ones not keen on the major ones.

Later in the afternoon I wanted to cut a load of comfrey  to make fertiliser, an excellent opportunity to gather the little buggers and one or two huge ones. A much longer operation but it was successful and the girls were very happy with their slugfest. I spent a further ten minutes or so sitting on a wet chair getting a very wet bum watching the hens, a very pleasurable experience despite the inclement conditions.

I hope that this clarifies the situation.  If you have any further questions please do not hesitate to contact me. 

Bet you regret asking now.

Crystal clear, I am in your debt for such a concise explanation. 

[Nick]

 

wIMMIN 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

   He asked.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Just off to purchase a black bin.  Two laydee spiders have taken up residence complete with webs on two of the kitchen windows.  Each has a ball of eggs.  I don't have the heart to remove them.

[Barman]

Just off to purchase a black bin.  Two spiders laydee have taken up residence complete with webs on two of the kitchen windows.  Each has a ball of eggs.  I don't have the heart to remove them.

What if they remove you? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

They won't they are only 1cm spiders.  Not that I have measured that would be bad wrong and very impolite that is just a guestimate. They might have to be re-homes when the babbies hatch there will be millions of the buggers.

[tel]

I'm struggling to stay awake for MOTD.

Werked 4 days this week! That's 4 normal weeks in one go.