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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20910 on: September 23, 2012, 05:34:32 PM »
Two Fingers - on Tel please, BarMan!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20911 on: September 23, 2012, 05:37:54 PM »
Two Fingers - on Tel please, BarMan!

You are  ******** and I claim my fiver........ whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20912 on: September 23, 2012, 06:52:21 PM »
What on earth has been going on? confused:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20914 on: September 24, 2012, 06:24:48 AM »
Don't ask me!

I've absolutely no idea . . .

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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20915 on: September 24, 2012, 06:37:58 AM »
Think my taxi mate has got them ...............called him he went looking ...........(he lives near me) ............maybe no police need to be invovled .............. :thumbsup:      Growlers justice ........... :thumbsup:

Did you turn into a super hero, or just go to bed?  Popcorn:


Went to bed.......... redface:

Misty had to cuddle you to dry up your tears?  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20916 on: September 24, 2012, 08:43:15 AM »
In hiding, I have dropper/spilt two mugs of coffee so far it is just going to be one of those days. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20917 on: September 24, 2012, 10:36:55 AM »
Got up early to do stuff ............and got sweet FA done .......... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20918 on: September 24, 2012, 11:18:05 AM »
I have been painting....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20919 on: September 24, 2012, 11:34:48 AM »
Reading up on the Forestry Commission  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20920 on: September 24, 2012, 11:38:24 AM »
I have been painting....  evil:

If this is indoor painting then your house is getting smaller with each coat of paint.
If this is outside painting then your house is getting bigger with each coat.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20921 on: September 24, 2012, 11:44:52 AM »
I have been painting....  evil:

If this is indoor painting then your house is getting smaller with each coat of paint.
If this is outside painting then your house is getting bigger with each coat.
  razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:

Outside!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20922 on: September 24, 2012, 11:48:56 AM »
I have been painting....  evil:

If this is indoor painting then your house is getting smaller with each coat of paint.
If this is outside painting then your house is getting bigger with each coat.
  razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:

Outside!  Thumbs:


Baldy does painting........ should have asked for help......... whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20923 on: September 24, 2012, 11:51:41 AM »
Is he using a ladder?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20924 on: September 24, 2012, 12:16:45 PM »
Has your boiler man turned up yet?
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