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Offline GROWLER

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21045 on: September 28, 2012, 04:43:20 PM »
Who sets fire to mayonnaise  ::)

IF you don't mind me saying so like, you actually don't 'arf talk some utter utter and pure shite sometimes all the time. ::)

I merely burnt the edge of the sachet to enable me to tear and gain access to the contents, ok? ::)
It's called 'using ones initiative and imigination you half baked plank.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21046 on: September 28, 2012, 04:46:35 PM »
I'M HERE!!!

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And I'm not wearing a "coffee" stained jumper.  point:

Sod off you. We're in the middle of 'avin' a nark. cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21047 on: September 28, 2012, 04:47:27 PM »
Most wimmin would have spent three hours on the phone wittering about it  ::)

She's done the forum equivalent...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21048 on: September 28, 2012, 04:49:13 PM »
I'M HERE!!!

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You love each other really  ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21049 on: September 28, 2012, 04:50:32 PM »
I'M HERE!!!

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And I'm not wearing a "coffee" stained jumper.  point:

Sod off you. We're in the middle of 'avin' a nark. cussing:

You love each other really  ;D

Now you ARE 'avin' a piggin' laf ey? happy001

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21050 on: September 28, 2012, 04:51:20 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21051 on: September 28, 2012, 04:52:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21052 on: September 28, 2012, 04:59:29 PM »
sad32:
I'M HERE!!!

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Sod off you. We're in the middle of 'avin' a nark. cussing:

You love each other really  ;D

Now you ARE 'avin' a piggin' laf ey? happy001

He's obviously still ratted out of 'is 'ed. Take no notice.

We both know that we LOVE to HATE each other. sick2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21053 on: September 28, 2012, 05:04:15 PM »
You'd make someone a nice rug evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21054 on: September 28, 2012, 05:05:09 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21055 on: September 28, 2012, 05:08:34 PM »
Growler is just jellus cos we had a drinkathon wth some surrounding totty spotting yesterday  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21056 on: September 28, 2012, 05:16:31 PM »
Growler is just jellus cos we had a drinkathon wth some surrounding totty spotting yesterday  ::)

TMR did, but you didn't, 'cus you're nowt but a fuckin' great jessie TART.  point:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21057 on: September 28, 2012, 07:47:16 PM »
Fretting over meal worms and feeling very daft about it.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21058 on: September 28, 2012, 11:39:01 PM »
Home at last .............. cloud9:   shite day

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21059 on: September 29, 2012, 06:18:24 AM »
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