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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21075 on: September 29, 2012, 05:09:46 PM »
So, who has bought the story?  ::)  Sun or Mail?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21076 on: September 29, 2012, 05:18:02 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on September 29, 2012, 04:08:59 PM
Just offloaded on  Megan Stammers !

Could she help you with your problems ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21077 on: September 29, 2012, 05:23:26 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21078 on: September 29, 2012, 05:25:08 PM »
What after all the previous comments - you cannot be serious  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21079 on: September 29, 2012, 05:27:40 PM »
Someone will make munny out of this. Which paper will the sobbing parents open up to?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21080 on: September 29, 2012, 05:28:59 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21081 on: September 29, 2012, 06:03:40 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 29, 2012, 05:07:30 PM
And the thumbs up was Len Fairclough wasn't it ........... rubschin:
Was he a gynecologist?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21082 on: September 29, 2012, 06:06:13 PM »
Gynaecologist I think.  whistle: Or proctologist maybe. The reference is lost on me  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21083 on: September 29, 2012, 06:21:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 29, 2012, 06:06:13 PM
Gynaecologist I think.  whistle: Or proctologist maybe. The reference is lost on me  noooo:

Thank you for the spelling correction. My thumb must have slipped off the "A".
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21084 on: September 29, 2012, 06:37:21 PM »
At least you found the G  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21085 on: September 30, 2012, 12:01:57 AM »
On the sofa with a brandy ............. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21086 on: September 30, 2012, 05:23:43 AM »
Sitting in Gatwick South Terminal waiting for flight!

Blimey TMR they haven't 'arf poshed up duty free since the last time I was here!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21087 on: September 30, 2012, 06:19:15 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 30, 2012, 05:23:43 AM
Sitting in Gatwick South Terminal waiting for flight!

Blimey TMR they haven't 'arf poshed up duty free since the last time I was here!

Where you off to then...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21088 on: September 30, 2012, 07:10:43 AM »
I am going to spend a lot of time with me gerls today, I had more than enough of the human race yesterday.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21089 on: September 30, 2012, 07:26:36 AM »
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