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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21480 on: October 27, 2012, 11:10:58 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21481 on: October 27, 2012, 04:38:49 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21482 on: October 27, 2012, 04:47:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21483 on: October 27, 2012, 05:17:16 PM »
The Brat has just returned from work ..... today's tales include some woman and her partner who were purchasing some stuff from the Durex 'Play' range who when bringing it to the til asked The Brat is the product had any particular smell to it  eeek:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21484 on: October 27, 2012, 05:20:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
The Brat has just returned from work ..... today's tales include some woman and her partner who were purchasing some stuff from the Durex 'Play' range who when bringing it to the til asked The Brat is the product had any particular smell to it  eeek:


The Brat was mortified.com  happy001

She has soooo much to learn

Answer should have been (sales 101) "What would Sir and Madame like it to smell of?"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21485 on: October 27, 2012, 05:20:56 PM »
She's working in a sex shop?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21486 on: October 27, 2012, 05:23:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
The Brat has just returned from work ..... today's tales include some woman and her partner who were purchasing some stuff from the Durex 'Play' range who when bringing it to the til asked The Brat is the product had any particular smell to it  eeek:


The Brat was mortified.com  happy001


Why do you shop in her place of work ................ noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21487 on: October 27, 2012, 05:27:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 27, 2012, 05:20:56 PM
She's working in a sex shop?  eeek:

Oh yes ...Boots  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21488 on: October 27, 2012, 07:34:18 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
The Brat has just returned from work ..... today's tales include some woman and her partner who were purchasing some stuff from the Durex 'Play' range who when bringing it to the til asked The Brat is the product had any particular smell to it  eeek:


The Brat was mortified.com  happy001

Made me smile and larf that,  lol:  so YOU can 'ave a coconut slice on me. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21489 on: October 27, 2012, 08:03:46 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
The Brat has just returned from work ..... today's tales include some woman and her partner who were purchasing some stuff from the Durex 'Play' range who when bringing it to the til asked The Brat is the product had any particular smell to it  eeek:


The Brat was mortified.com  happy001

Made me smile and larf that,  lol:  so YOU can 'ave a coconut slice on me. :thumbsup:

I'm still waiting for my golden coconut...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21490 on: October 27, 2012, 08:13:34 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2012, 08:03:46 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
The Brat has just returned from work ..... today's tales include some woman and her partner who were purchasing some stuff from the Durex 'Play' range who when bringing it to the til asked The Brat is the product had any particular smell to it  eeek:


The Brat was mortified.com  happy001

Made me smile and larf that,  lol:  so YOU can 'ave a coconut slice on me. :thumbsup:

I'm still waiting for my golden coconut...  ::)
Patience is a mahoosive virtue!

You EVER tried wrapping one like? whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21491 on: October 28, 2012, 05:32:41 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 08:13:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2012, 08:03:46 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
The Brat has just returned from work ..... today's tales include some woman and her partner who were purchasing some stuff from the Durex 'Play' range who when bringing it to the til asked The Brat is the product had any particular smell to it  eeek:


The Brat was mortified.com  happy001

Made me smile and larf that,  lol:  so YOU can 'ave a coconut slice on me. :thumbsup:

I'm still waiting for my golden coconut...  ::)
Patience is a mahoosive virtue!

You EVER tried wrapping one like? whistle:

 rubschin:

I'm waitin' here fer my nut
Growler has it in is ut
my bitch is cryin - where's dat fing
Shut up gerl - back to my ring
Now I am patient - I am kind
But no nut puts me out of me mind

Like that...? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21492 on: October 28, 2012, 06:51:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 28, 2012, 05:32:41 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 08:13:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2012, 08:03:46 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
The Brat has just returned from work ..... today's tales include some woman and her partner who were purchasing some stuff from the Durex 'Play' range who when bringing it to the til asked The Brat is the product had any particular smell to it  eeek:


The Brat was mortified.com  happy001

Made me smile and larf that,  lol:  so YOU can 'ave a coconut slice on me. :thumbsup:

I'm still waiting for my golden coconut...  ::)
Patience is a mahoosive virtue!

You EVER tried wrapping one like? whistle:

 rubschin:

I'm waitin' here fer my nut
Growler has it in is ut
my bitch is cryin - where's dat fing
Shut up gerl - back to my ring
Now I am patient - I am kind
But no nut puts me out of me mind

Like that...? Shrugs:

Brought a tear to my eye that did  sad24:  It's one of his innit  ;)


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21493 on: October 28, 2012, 07:08:58 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 28, 2012, 06:51:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 28, 2012, 05:32:41 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 08:13:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2012, 08:03:46 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
The Brat has just returned from work ..... today's tales include some woman and her partner who were purchasing some stuff from the Durex 'Play' range who when bringing it to the til asked The Brat is the product had any particular smell to it  eeek:


The Brat was mortified.com  happy001

Made me smile and larf that,  lol:  so YOU can 'ave a coconut slice on me. :thumbsup:

I'm still waiting for my golden coconut...  ::)
Patience is a mahoosive virtue!

You EVER tried wrapping one like? whistle:

 rubschin:

I'm waitin' here fer my nut
Growler has it in is ut
my bitch is cryin - where's dat fing
Shut up gerl - back to my ring
Now I am patient - I am kind
But no nut puts me out of me mind

Like that...? Shrugs:

Brought a tear to my eye that did  sad24:  It's one of his innit  ;)



The very same...  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21494 on: October 28, 2012, 07:42:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 28, 2012, 05:32:41 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 08:13:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2012, 08:03:46 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
The Brat has just returned from work ..... today's tales include some woman and her partner who were purchasing some stuff from the Durex 'Play' range who when bringing it to the til asked The Brat is the product had any particular smell to it  eeek:


The Brat was mortified.com  happy001

Made me smile and larf that,  lol:  so YOU can 'ave a coconut slice on me. :thumbsup:

I'm still waiting for my golden coconut...  ::)
Patience is a mahoosive virtue!

You EVER tried wrapping one like? whistle:

 rubschin:

I'm waitin' here fer my nut
Growler has it in is ut
my bitch is cryin - where's dat fing
Shut up gerl - back to my ring
Now I am patient - I am kind
But no nut puts me out of me mind

Like that...? Shrugs:

We have a rapper in our midst
Oh no, it's Barman slightly pissed. noooo:
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