The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Poor BM is lacking his nuts,
Growler meanwhile is splitting his guts,
Bears for too long have been baited,
Revenge is a game for those who waited,
Meanwhile consolation prizes are being sent,
Whilst the original 'winner' does nothing but vent,
Moral of the story , if truth be told
Coconuts will never appear if they are gold 

[Barman]

Poor BM is lacking his nuts,
Growler meanwhile is splitting his guts,
Bears for too long have been baited,
Revenge is a game for those who waited,
Meanwhile consolation prizes are being sent,
Whilst the original 'winner' does nothing but vent,
Moral of the story , if truth be told
Coconuts will never appear if they are gold 

We have a winner! 

[GROWLER]

Poor BM is lacking his nuts,
Growler meanwhile is splitting his guts,
Bears for too long have been baited,
Revenge is a game for those who waited,
Meanwhile consolation prizes are being sent,
Whilst the original 'winner' does nothing but vent,
Moral of the story , if truth be told
Coconuts will never appear if they are gold 

We have a winner! 

Oh. Won't bother publishing mine then.

What actually is all this shite anyway please?

[Miss Demeanour]

Men luring vulnerable victims with gold 

[Barman]

Poor BM is lacking his nuts,
Growler meanwhile is splitting his guts,
Bears for too long have been baited,
Revenge is a game for those who waited,
Meanwhile consolation prizes are being sent,
Whilst the original 'winner' does nothing but vent,
Moral of the story , if truth be told
Coconuts will never appear if they are gold 

We have a winner! 

Oh. Won't bother publishing mine then.

What actually is all this shite anyway please?

You started it! 

[Miss Demeanour]

Just watching the news    - So there is a bit of weather that is going to be affecting America  shortly. How will this affect the election that we have been following avidly for the past few months ( not by choice of course ).  The comedy roadshows look set to be stalled at this critical time. Surely Will Smith can save the situation and the world with just one cheeky smile  . How will Brad and Angelina cope with getting food supplies to the United Nations , alternatively known as the kids at home!  More importantly what will they wear  . There is to be a tidal surge in Manhatten which will save a fortune in special effects for the next disaster movie , James Cameron has set up his position on Liberty's Bell End 
The Dow Jones remains stagnant and the impact of this on the World 'could' be significant, suggest the rest of the world just shuts up shop until Sandy has blown her way through the population 

Sandy, can't you see , that I'm in misery .....


As for what's happening in Britain ...haven't a clue 

[Just One More]

And they had a 1.5m  wave in Hawaii.... 1.5m FFS, they all looked a lot bigger than that on Hawaii Five O years ago

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Just watching the news    - So there is a bit of weather that is going to be affecting America  shortly. How will this affect the election that we have been following avidly for the past few months ( not by choice of course ).  The comedy roadshows look set to be stalled at this critical time. Surely Will Smith can save the situation and the world with just one cheeky smile  . How will Brad and Angelina cope with getting food supplies to the United Nations , alternatively known as the kids at home!  More importantly what will they wear  . There is to be a tidal surge in Manhatten which will save a fortune in special effects for the next disaster movie , James Cameron has set up his position on Liberty's Bell End 
The Dow Jones remains stagnant and the impact of this on the World 'could' be significant, suggest the rest of the world just shuts up shop until Sandy has blown her way through the population 

Sandy, can't you see , that I'm in misery .....


As for what's happening in Britain ...haven't a clue 

^^^Wot she said^^^

[apc2010]

And they had a 1.5m  wave in Hawaii.... 1.5m FFS, they all looked a lot bigger than that on Hawaii Five O years ago

 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

And they had a 1.5m  wave in Hawaii.... 1.5m FFS, they all looked a lot bigger than that on Hawaii Five O years ago

And that is relevant to Sandy how?

Sqndy is working itself into a frenzy of armageddon like fury in the Atlantic - Hawaii is in the Pacific - there's the whole of the USA in between.

Unless tou're suggesting that Sandy is big enough to cross the USA?

[Darwins Selection]

And they had a 1.5m  wave in Hawaii.... 1.5m FFS, they all looked a lot bigger than that on Hawaii Five O years ago

And that is relevant to Sandy how?

Sqndy is working itself into a frenzy of armageddon like fury in the Atlantic - Hawaii is in the Pacific - there's the whole of the USA in between.

Unless tou're suggesting that Sandy is big enough to cross the USA?

I think JOM may have used the opportunity to make the Five-o quip to comic effect, rather than demonstrating a serious lack of geographical knowledge.

"Book him Jommo"

[Pastis]

 

I hope we get live coverage of Manhattan being deluged whilst we are snugly tucked up in the largely temperate British Isles 

I flicked the radio channels in the car today and heard one of the most  worthy set of words in a long time ...

"It's kind of like a cool, community Arts Centre vibe going on ... "      Whatever TF it is that is being described, please keep me away from it   

[Nick]

Yeah, we'd be drinking tea and singing Vera Lynn songs 

[apc2010]

Yeah, we'd be drinking tea and singing Vera Lynn songs 

Or looting ............

[The Moan Ranger]

The Ship Tavern, Holborn. For a change, like...