The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today I am taking this poor old laptop to the local laptop horsepickle.  Luckily I have a spare so my separation anxiety will not be too great, my only worry is that I could not find the photographs of corsets on here they really wanted to remove therm.

[Snoopy]

Some arse was letting off fireworks here last night ~ Dog couldn't give a flying fvck....... Just opened one eye at the first bang, rolled over and went back to sleep.
Looks like he might make a good gun dog as the noise doesn't bother him in the least. 

Now if we could just persuade him to drop the dead rabbits that he finds on his walks rather than scoffing them .......... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

  Sounds like a keeper there Snoops.

I have a sick chicken in the lounge. ashe was not a happy bunny/chicken during her tratment. I don't think she is going to make it.

Dealing with her has taken longer than I thought it would which means my plans for the rest of the dsy are now out of kilter.  Fumbling around here on s new keyboard where the keys are in a slightly different place.

It is time to sit down take three deep breaths and accept that today will be lived in 'slo mo' paralell universe, with a spell checker in a place I know not. But I do have a 21 " screen.

[Just One More]

One for you 

And one for the chicken

[Nick]

Chicken for dinner 

[Barman]

Off to watch the fireworks on the British base... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Enjoy 

[Nick]

What can possibly go wrong?

[apc2010]

Off to do stand-up ...........no warning no script .........       and had a few drinks ..........      

Wot could poss..................

[Barman]

Enjoy 

It was awesome! 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

No fireworks here.    stayed in and cuddled a chicken.

[Barman]

No fireworks here.    stayed in and coddled a chicken.

[Miss Demeanour]

Some selfish ignoramus (s) were letting off fireworks at about 2 am 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Sounds like a keeper there Snoops.

I have a sick chicken in the lounge. ashe was not a happy bunny/chicken during her tratment. I don't think she is going to make it.

Dealing with her has taken longer than I thought it would which means my plans for the rest of the dsy are now out of kilter.  Fumbling around here on s new keyboard where the keys are in a slightly different place.

It is time to sit down take three deep breaths and accept that today will be lived in 'slo mo' paralell universe, with a spell checker in a place I know not. But I do have a 21 " screen.

Well, she wouldn't be would she?

Seeing as how she's a chicken like . . .

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

She's not going to what because she is a chicken? Be a bunny? Be happy? Stay alive?

I do accept tha5t she will never be a bunny but the fluffy costume with floppy ears and a cotton tail is due to arrive tomorrow and once she is dressed in that her training will commence.