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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21555 on: November 03, 2012, 09:16:47 AM »
Today I am taking this poor old laptop to the local laptop horsepickle.  Luckily I have a spare so my separation anxiety will not be too great, my only worry is that I could not find the photographs of corsets on here they really wanted to remove therm. redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21556 on: November 03, 2012, 11:33:39 AM »
Some arse was letting off fireworks here last night ~ Dog couldn't give a flying fvck....... Just opened one eye at the first bang, rolled over and went back to sleep.
Looks like he might make a good gun dog as the noise doesn't bother him in the least.  :thumbsup:

Now if we could just persuade him to drop the dead rabbits that he finds on his walks rather than scoffing them ..........  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21557 on: November 03, 2012, 01:41:07 PM »
 :thumbsup: Sounds like a keeper there Snoops.

I have a sick chicken in the lounge. ashe was not a happy bunny/chicken during her tratment. I don't think she is going to make it.

Dealing with her has taken longer than I thought it would which means my plans for the rest of the dsy are now out of kilter.  Fumbling around here on s new keyboard where the keys are in a slightly different place.

It is time to sit down take three deep breaths and accept that today will be lived in 'slo mo' paralell universe, with a spell checker in a place I know not. redface: sad24: But I do have a 21 " screen. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21558 on: November 03, 2012, 01:58:21 PM »
One for you  happy100

And one for the chicken happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21559 on: November 03, 2012, 02:34:12 PM »
Chicken for dinner  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21560 on: November 03, 2012, 02:52:05 PM »
Off to watch the fireworks on the British base...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21561 on: November 03, 2012, 02:53:06 PM »
Enjoy  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21562 on: November 03, 2012, 02:54:00 PM »
What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21563 on: November 03, 2012, 06:02:09 PM »
Off to do stand-up ...........no warning no script ......... scared2:      and had a few drinks .......... whistle:     

Wot could poss..................
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21564 on: November 04, 2012, 07:34:51 AM »
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21565 on: November 04, 2012, 07:38:15 AM »
No fireworks here. sad24:   stayed in and cuddled a chicken. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21566 on: November 04, 2012, 07:45:16 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21567 on: November 04, 2012, 08:02:24 AM »
Some selfish ignoramus (s) were letting off fireworks at about 2 am  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21568 on: November 04, 2012, 04:46:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 03, 2012, 01:41:07 PM
:thumbsup: Sounds like a keeper there Snoops.

I have a sick chicken in the lounge. ashe was not a happy bunny/chicken during her tratment. I don't think she is going to make it.

Dealing with her has taken longer than I thought it would which means my plans for the rest of the dsy are now out of kilter.  Fumbling around here on s new keyboard where the keys are in a slightly different place.

It is time to sit down take three deep breaths and accept that today will be lived in 'slo mo' paralell universe, with a spell checker in a place I know not. redface: sad24: But I do have a 21 " screen. cloud9:

Well, she wouldn't be would she?

Seeing as how she's a chicken like . . .
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21569 on: November 04, 2012, 05:38:56 PM »
She's not going to what because she is a chicken? Be a bunny? Be happy? Stay alive?

I do accept tha5t she will never be a bunny but the fluffy costume with floppy ears and a cotton tail is due to arrive tomorrow and once she is dressed in that her training will commence. ;)
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