The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I have ginger hair 

 

[Nick]

Child 

[The Moan Ranger]

Home from my first 6-day shift, now 3 days off. Sadly, I still have the key to lorry number 607 in my pocket and I wouldn't be at all surprised if they asked me to "pop-in" tomorrow to give it back.

To which, of course, the answer will be "Bollox!" 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Sitting 10 storeys up in a Sheffield horsepickle hoping that I am going to get home later today.                                                           

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh Miss C have one of these 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Sitting 10 storeys up in a Sheffield horsepickle hoping that I am going to get home later today.                                                           

Sorry to hear this, Miss C.   

[Just One More]

^^^ The ten storeys up bit, the Sheffield bit, or the horse pickle bit 

I'll join the group hug bit if I may.     I hope Miss C isn't wearing one of those gowns that's supposed to fasten up at the back like

[Barman]

* hugs *

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Thank you all. It is indeed one of those gowns JOM as I wasn't expecting to be here hence my unpreparedness.  Sheffield sucks but at least from 10 storeys up you can't see the shite nor hear the accents although I am on the corner of this particular block, it was somewhat stormy last night the windows were rattling, I am sure I felt it sway once or     twice but it might have been the affect of the dugs. 

[Baldy]

Get well soon Miss C.

[Barman]

Thank you all. It is indeed one of those gowns JOM as I wasn't expecting to be here hence my unpreparedness.  Sheffield sucks but at least from 10 storeys up you can't see the shite nor hear the accents although I am on the corner of this particular block, it was somewhat stormy last night the windows were rattling, I am sure I felt it sway once or     twice but it might have been the affect of the dugs.

Once, twice or three times m'lady....? 

[Miss Demeanour]

There is building work going on all around us .

They are creating a whole new underground entrance / exit / concourse. We have a new 14 storey, all glass building just about finished the construction phase now having services fitted. To the left we have  a demolition in progress which also includes disconnecting the joined up basement car park to our building.

Our building continually shakes and vibrates all day long   

We have been told this is all fine and to be expected.

If ever there is a news item with a building collpase story in central london ....be not surprised

[Darwins Selection]

Our building continually shakes and vibrates all day long

So, not all bad then.

[Barman]

Our building continually shakes and vibrates all day long

So, not all bad then.

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

There is building work going on all around us .

They are creating a whole new underground entrance / exit / concourse. We have a new 14 storey, all glass building just about finished the construction phase now having services fitted. To the left we have  a demolition in progress which also includes disconnecting the joined up basement car park to our building.

Our building continually shakes and vibrates all day long   

We have been told this is all fine and to be expected.

If ever there is a news item with a building collpase story in central london ....be not surprised

    Oh Miss D that must be playing havoc with your false teeth.