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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21780 on: November 19, 2012, 02:54:56 PM »
I am a lid person

That way I can also see if there are any instructions in there  whistle:

But also when it needs descaling  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21781 on: November 19, 2012, 03:49:16 PM »
You're mad - the whole barking lot of you!

Just how are you supposed to fill this bugger through the spout?

It'd take bloody hours!

You,d be dead from thirst by the time you'd filled it up!

I'll stick to beer - it's easier . . .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21782 on: November 19, 2012, 03:58:56 PM »
I am a lid person

That way I can also see if there are any instructions in there  whistle:

But also when it needs descaling  :thumbsup:

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Thass why I didn't find the bastards!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21783 on: November 19, 2012, 04:06:51 PM »
To prove the point I did a rolling burnout on his driveway, I don't think his wife will be too impressed  scared2:

I am sure she is accustomed to you leaving skidmarks whenever you visit.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21784 on: November 19, 2012, 05:01:34 PM »
I've been to Limassol to get some shopping like - couldn't get into the Lidl car park tho - it was packed!  cussing:

Got a new kettle - who in their right mind would think to put the instruction manual inside the kettle? Shrugs:  redface:

Topic for discussion - do you fill your kettle through the spout (the correct way) or take the lid off and fill it through there (the mongs way)? Shrugs:

Miss D need not reply...  noooo:

Usually spout, lid when the sink is too full of crap (not literally) to fit the spout under the spout.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21785 on: November 19, 2012, 05:15:41 PM »
Some complete cvnt has just broke my patio door .........kids threw something fucking livid........... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21786 on: November 19, 2012, 05:24:34 PM »
Some complete cvnt has just broke my patio door .........kids threw something fucking livid........... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21787 on: November 19, 2012, 05:27:05 PM »
Just out of interest . . . What was so fvcking livid that they had to throw it?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21788 on: November 19, 2012, 05:27:25 PM »
Some complete cvnt has just broke my patio door .........kids threw something fucking livid........... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Told you that Savile poster was a bad idea.  whistle:


Little bastards threw something at a cat I think ........... cussing: cussing: 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21789 on: November 19, 2012, 05:30:29 PM »
Some complete cvnt has just broke my patio door .........kids threw something fucking livid........... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Told you that Savile poster was a bad idea.  whistle:


Little bastards threw something at a cat I think ........... cussing: cussing:

A dog?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21790 on: November 19, 2012, 05:46:23 PM »
spout  angel1

why does a kettle need instructions?  Shrugs:

A big thick (now quite soggy) manual in 573 different languages telling you not to let it boil dry or clean it with sandpaper as far as I can tell....  noooo:

I bet there is also a section about why you should take the manual out before filling the kettle...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21791 on: November 19, 2012, 05:47:58 PM »
Some complete cvnt has just broke my patio door .........kids threw something fucking livid........... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Told you that Savile poster was a bad idea.  whistle:


Little bastards threw something at a cat I think ........... cussing: cussing:

Me-Mi?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21792 on: November 19, 2012, 06:46:16 PM »
spout  angel1

why does a kettle need instructions?  Shrugs:

A big thick (now quite soggy) manual in 573 different languages telling you not to let it boil dry or clean it with sandpaper as far as I can tell....  noooo:

I bet there is also a section about why you should take the manual out before filling the kettle...  whistle:

Indeed...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21793 on: November 19, 2012, 08:34:45 PM »
Lid because you would obviously want to swill out all the limescale that might be left from the last boilling wouldn't you?  And lovely fresh water so that the tea and coffee taste right.   angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21794 on: November 19, 2012, 09:16:52 PM »
Lid
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