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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21870 on: November 30, 2012, 12:59:43 PM »
That could be a likkle dangerous though  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21871 on: November 30, 2012, 01:02:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 30, 2012, 12:59:43 PM
That could be a likkle dangerous though  scared2:


Go on you know it makes sense ............ :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21872 on: November 30, 2012, 01:04:08 PM »
What have you got to lose? (apart from your loving, caring daughter)

sounds like win-win situation to me.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21873 on: November 30, 2012, 05:02:04 PM »
Just sold a dildo to the barmaid in the pub. Never seen anyone who has bought the items as it is usually done discretely. Not this 'lady'......right out with it. eeek:
Me and Bangcock Dick are now on the piss with the proceeds. Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21874 on: November 30, 2012, 05:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on November 30, 2012, 05:02:04 PM
Just sold a dildo to the barmaid in the pub. Never seen anyone who has bought the items as it is usually done discretely. Not this 'lady'......right out with it. eeek:
Me and Bangcock Dick are now on the piss with the proceeds. Thumbs:


Which bar .......... rubschin:     tell me not the fishing shack ...... scared2:
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Offline Baldy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21875 on: November 30, 2012, 05:04:59 PM »
Nope and nope.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21876 on: November 30, 2012, 05:31:41 PM »
My friends take dildos out with them when drinking ............. noooo:      noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21877 on: November 30, 2012, 05:37:05 PM »
you never know when you might need one (in my experience)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21878 on: November 30, 2012, 06:03:06 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2012, 05:31:41 PM
My friends take dildos out with them when drinking ............. noooo:      noooo:

yes, they call him apc.  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21879 on: November 30, 2012, 06:05:20 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 redface: redface: happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21880 on: November 30, 2012, 06:13:02 PM »
he had to go to werk. No puter access, so I have a few beautiful hours to say what I like without him throwing stuff at me.  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21881 on: November 30, 2012, 06:14:22 PM »
OMO?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21882 on: November 30, 2012, 06:18:31 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on November 30, 2012, 05:02:04 PM
Just sold a dildo to the barmaid in the pub. Never seen anyone who has bought the items as it is usually done discretely. Not this 'lady'......right out with it. eeek:
Me and Bangcock Dick are now on the piss with the proceeds. Thumbs:

How bloody expensive are yer dildos  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21883 on: November 30, 2012, 06:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2012, 06:18:31 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 30, 2012, 05:02:04 PM
Just sold a dildo to the barmaid in the pub. Never seen anyone who has bought the items as it is usually done discretely. Not this 'lady'......right out with it. eeek:
Me and Bangcock Dick are now on the piss with the proceeds. Thumbs:

How bloody expensive are yer dildos  eeek:

Should this be in an Christmas Shopping Items For Sale type thread?   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21884 on: November 30, 2012, 07:20:32 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2012, 06:18:31 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 30, 2012, 05:02:04 PM
Just sold a dildo to the barmaid in the pub. Never seen anyone who has bought the items as it is usually done discretely. Not this 'lady'......right out with it. eeek:
Me and Bangcock Dick are now on the piss with the proceeds. Thumbs:

How bloody expensive are yer dildos  eeek:

They are only cheap Chinese ones....  ::)

She bought a weeks supply of Duracells - that was the money spinner!  ;)
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