The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

man flu? 

[apc2010]

man flu? 

Yep................                I only had 3 beers ..............










Now I know how BM feels..............

[Baldy]

 . The barmaid who purchased the sex toy yesterday tells me tonight that she has to give it back......it made her partner feel inadequate and he told her to return it. I had to explain to her that it is not an option with such items, she was not a happy bunny. I also pointed out if she wants to shout about it to the rest of the population in Paphos she is quite welcome to.....I am sure they would all want to listen about her intimate circumstances. 

Caveat emptor. Which closely translates from Latin to :

Don't get pissed up and think that buying a dildo will spice up your pathetic love life (where you have not had sex for five years) without checking it out with your partner first. 

[apc2010]

. The barmaid who purchased the sex toy yesterday tells me tonight that she has to give it back......it made her partner feel inadequate and he told her to return it. I had to explain to her that it is not an option with such items, she was not a happy bunny. I also pointed out if she wants to shout about it to the rest of the population in Paphos she is quite welcome to.....I am sure they would all want to listen about her intimate circumstances. 

Caveat emptor. Which closely translates from Latin to :

Don't get pissed up and think that buying a dildo will spice up your pathetic love life (where you have not had sex for five years) without checking it out with your partner first. 

A used one ...........     one careless owner ............

[Barman]

. The barmaid who purchased the sex toy yesterday tells me tonight that she has to give it back......it made her partner feel inadequate and he told her to return it. I had to explain to her that it is not an option with such items, she was not a happy bunny. I also pointed out if she wants to shout about it to the rest of the population in Paphos she is quite welcome to.....I am sure they would all want to listen about her intimate circumstances. 

Caveat emptor. Which closely translates from Latin to :

Don't get pissed up and think that buying a dildo will spice up your pathetic love life (where you have not had sex for five years) without checking it out with your partner first. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

  Good grief.  Today here is dildo free.  We are playing catch up and trying to prepare for a difficult few weeks. To add to the fun the boiler packed in at about 7.30 am.  Showers were achieved using kettles and pans of hot water. The house is getting colder by the minute. Snow is forecast for tomorrow. I will be at the hospital with Mr C all day tomorrow.

So no hot water or heating until Tuesday.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Worcester and Wolverhampton.  Still no boots. 

Miss C, Little Un has gone back to Uni so his room is free for a couple of nights.

[Nick]

on me way 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Oh there are far too many flooded roads between here and Nottingham.   

[Nick]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

 

[Barman]

Oh there are far too many flooded roads between here and Nottingham for an owld Sierra.   

 

[Nick]

 

[Just One More]

Oh there are far too many flooded roads between here and Nottingham.   

Bloody hell, that box of Omo disappeared quick

[Baldy]

Oh there are far too many flooded roads between here and Nottingham.   

Bloody hell, that box of Omo disappeared quick