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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21945 on: December 05, 2012, 07:17:26 PM »
Hope it's all fixed for you now Miss C.  Been to Chipping Campden today.  cloud9:

Chipping Campden. cloud9: Fixed thank you Tipsy left it on all night to warm the house up. I am going to really enjoy a shower shortly, beats a kettle and buket every time. cloud9:

So - no more showers in 't greenhouse like . . . .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21946 on: December 06, 2012, 11:29:20 AM »
Been to Pafos fer breakfast... buuurrrrpppp....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21947 on: December 06, 2012, 02:41:10 PM »
Hope it's all fixed for you now Miss C.  Been to Chipping Campden today.  cloud9:

Chipping Campden. cloud9: Fixed thank you Tipsy left it on all night to warm the house up. I am going to really enjoy a shower shortly, beats a kettle and buket every time. cloud9:

So - no more showers in 't greenhouse like . . . .

Gave the greenhouse a miss, far too bloody cold.

Mr C gas arrived home from hospital, I have donned my nurses uniform.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21948 on: December 06, 2012, 02:42:03 PM »
Hope it's all fixed for you now Miss C.  Been to Chipping Campden today.  cloud9:

Chipping Campden. cloud9: Fixed thank you Tipsy left it on all night to warm the house up. I am going to really enjoy a shower shortly, beats a kettle and buket every time. cloud9:

So - no more showers in 't greenhouse like . . . .

Gave the greenhouse a miss, far too bloody cold.

Mr C gas arrived home from hospital, I have donned my nurses uniform.

North C gas...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21949 on: December 06, 2012, 02:50:49 PM »
Arse, clumsy fingers and a small keyboard.  Having spilt coffee all over my laptop it computes but the keyboard doesn't had to purchase a new keyboard and a Samsung tablet thingymebob. redface:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21950 on: December 06, 2012, 03:01:04 PM »
Arse, clumsy fingers and a small keyboard.  Having spilt coffee all over my laptop it computes but the keyboard doesn't had to purchase a new keyboard and a Samsung tablet thingymebob. redface:

You sound a bit clumsy for a nurse...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21951 on: December 06, 2012, 03:04:25 PM »
I hear (via text) that Nick's laptop has died ...   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21952 on: December 06, 2012, 03:18:40 PM »
I hear (via text) that Nick's laptop has died ...   rubschin:

He should stop bashing it with that stick....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21953 on: December 06, 2012, 03:41:41 PM »
I hear (via text) that Nick's laptop has died ...   rubschin:

He should stop bashing it with that stick....  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21954 on: December 06, 2012, 05:41:36 PM »
Hope it's all fixed for you now Miss C.  Been to Chipping Campden today.  cloud9:

Chipping Campden. cloud9: Fixed thank you Tipsy left it on all night to warm the house up. I am going to really enjoy a shower shortly, beats a kettle and buket every time. cloud9:

So - no more showers in 't greenhouse like . . . .

Gave the greenhouse a miss, far too bloody cold.

Mr C gas arrived home from hospital, I have donned my nurses uniform.

North C gas...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21955 on: December 06, 2012, 08:26:13 PM »
Arse, clumsy fingers and a small keyboard.  Having spilt coffee all over my laptop it computes but the keyboard doesn't had to purchase a new keyboard and a Samsung tablet thingymebob. redface:

You sound a bit clumsy for a nurse...  rubschin:

Indeed, I have dropped the poor chap three times already. redface:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21956 on: December 07, 2012, 06:41:27 AM »
Arse, clumsy fingers and a small keyboard.  Having spilt coffee all over my laptop it computes but the keyboard doesn't had to purchase a new keyboard and a Samsung tablet thingymebob. redface:

You sound a bit clumsy for a nurse...  rubschin:

Indeed, I have dropped the poor chap three times already. redface:

Don't apply for 'Fireman'.....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21957 on: December 07, 2012, 07:54:19 AM »
Why ever not I like gunky men in uniform and they could help.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21958 on: December 07, 2012, 08:11:58 AM »
Gunky men  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21959 on: December 07, 2012, 08:14:38 AM »
 eeek: eeek: