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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21975 on: December 08, 2012, 09:51:37 AM »
eeek: eeek: Dismembered and in a suit case?

That would give TMR and his buddies a shock eh?  lol:

We often have to load dead bodies - they tend to be in one piece though  lol:

Until you drop them....  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21976 on: December 08, 2012, 10:06:38 AM »
eeek: eeek: Dismembered and in a suit case?

That would give TMR and his buddies a shock eh?  lol:

We often have to load dead bodies - they tend to be in one piece though  lol:

Until you drop them....  ::)

One bloke apparently did - he hadn't set the lock-stops on the trailer and the pallet containing the body fell off while he was crossing a live taxiway. Not good  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21977 on: December 08, 2012, 10:25:45 AM »
i am going out on a bus  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21978 on: December 08, 2012, 11:03:58 AM »
i am going out on a bus  scared2:

Is it a "special" one  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21979 on: December 08, 2012, 11:11:43 AM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21980 on: December 08, 2012, 12:04:38 PM »
i am going out on a bus  scared2:

You will be fine.  I went out on a bus to visit Mr C this week.  It was one of these sort of 'care in the community' things.  Up here it is called 'Door 2 Door'.

You register then give them addresses a date and times then hey presto on the appointed day a mini bus rocks up at your front door takes you to your destination and at the appointed time collects you and delivers you home. 20 mile round trip for £7.50 as opposed to the day before and the day after doing the same trip in taxies £ 35.00. Shocked:

Extra treat was that I was on my own (except for the driver) for both journeys (on the bus) and not once did I get a whiff of stale urine.

Unfortunately only one trip a week in the 'special' bus is allowed. evil:  However that said it is going to be a real help with horsepickle appointments in the New Year.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21981 on: December 08, 2012, 12:14:44 PM »
Been to the food palaces today and a farm shop.   
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21982 on: December 08, 2012, 12:41:08 PM »
I am back from my airporting activities....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21983 on: December 08, 2012, 12:52:36 PM »
eeek: eeek: Dismembered and in a suit case?



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21984 on: December 08, 2012, 01:05:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21985 on: December 08, 2012, 05:02:09 PM »
Took Little Un back to W'ton. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21986 on: December 08, 2012, 05:04:36 PM »
Took Little Un back to W'ton.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21987 on: December 08, 2012, 05:11:11 PM »
He is taller than the Eldest.  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21988 on: December 08, 2012, 05:15:23 PM »
more, um, manly, like  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21989 on: December 08, 2012, 05:17:10 PM »
Yer laptop is fixed then.  evil:
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