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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22065 on: December 14, 2012, 03:44:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2012, 03:30:02 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 14, 2012, 03:15:59 PM
very tricky at an interview when your prospective boss agrees to take dictation for the written exercise and then you have to correct his spelling  noooo:

You don't have to you know  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22066 on: December 14, 2012, 03:45:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2012, 03:30:02 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 14, 2012, 03:15:59 PM
very tricky at an interview when your prospective boss agrees to take dictation for the written exercise and then you have to correct his spelling  noooo:

You don't have to you know  ::)

Of course you do ..... who knows who may read it later and not know that the thing had been dictated to an illiterate.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22067 on: December 14, 2012, 03:46:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 14, 2012, 03:44:31 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2012, 03:30:02 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 14, 2012, 03:15:59 PM
very tricky at an interview when your prospective boss agrees to take dictation for the written exercise and then you have to correct his spelling  noooo:

You don't have to you know  ::)

YES I BLOODY DID  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

Oh well, I'm sure there will be other opportunities....  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22068 on: December 14, 2012, 03:47:06 PM »
He should become a pedantiatrist  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22069 on: December 14, 2012, 03:50:08 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22070 on: December 14, 2012, 03:51:41 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22071 on: December 14, 2012, 04:08:39 PM »
Can I do my dictaphone joke now............ rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22072 on: December 14, 2012, 04:10:43 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 14, 2012, 04:08:39 PM
Can I do my dictaphone joke now............ rubschin:

 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22073 on: December 14, 2012, 04:11:42 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22074 on: December 14, 2012, 06:38:59 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2012, 03:47:06 PM
He should become a pedantiatrist  whistle:



Wot? Some sort of foot doctor you mean?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22075 on: December 14, 2012, 07:08:48 PM »
Well Nick is a foot in mouth specialist.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22076 on: December 14, 2012, 07:31:20 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22077 on: December 15, 2012, 12:13:06 PM »
Today Woodstock has decreed that we must "Spring Clean " the kennels as the untidiest THW in the world is coming home tonight.
Boys are dusting and vacc'ing furiously, I have picked up the dog shit from the garden and mopped kitchen and back hall floors.
Next Woodstock wants all the Christmas Decs fetched in from the garage in readiness as the THW has declared SHE wishes to decorate the place ...... apparently we do it in an "old fashioned way"  ::)

Anyone would think the fecking Queen was visiting!!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22078 on: December 15, 2012, 12:19:15 PM »
As opposed to your 'little princess'
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22079 on: December 15, 2012, 12:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 15, 2012, 12:13:06 PM
Today Woodstock has decreed that we must "Spring Clean " the kennels as the untidiest THW in the world is coming home tonight.
Boys are dusting and vacc'ing furiously, I have picked up the dog shit from the garden and mopped kitchen and back hall floors.
Next Woodstock wants all the Christmas Decs fetched in from the garage in readiness as the THW has declared SHE wishes to decorate the place ...... apparently we do it in an "old fashioned way"  ::)

Anyone would think the fecking Queen was visiting!!  cussing:

I too am cleaning....  evil:
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