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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22170 on: December 20, 2012, 06:16:29 PM »
He did however protest that it's actually a card shop that sells second hand stuff.............. rubschin:

errrr....whatever.....cheap bastard.  noooo:

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It is a fecking card shop.....the nearest one to me. Oh! and it just happens to be next door to The Post Office where I needed to go and get stamps to post one of the cards. Just because the started to sell other things in the shop is not my problem.

Anyways it wasn't me that bought a 2nd hand jumper off a bloke in the pub, was it Apey?  whistle:

you were in the shop next door to the post office so you could intercept their mail and peel off the stamps so you could post your second hand cards!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22171 on: December 20, 2012, 06:31:49 PM »
He did however protest that it's actually a card shop that sells second hand stuff.............. rubschin:

errrr....whatever.....cheap bastard.  noooo:

 cussing:

It is a fecking card shop.....the nearest one to me. Oh! and it just happens to be next door to The Post Office where I needed to go and get stamps to post one of the cards. Just because the started to sell other things in the shop is not my problem.

Anyways it wasn't me that bought a 2nd hand jumper off a bloke in the pub, was it Apey?  whistle:

The fecking tight fecker...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22172 on: December 20, 2012, 07:00:10 PM »
Actually, it fit quite well.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22173 on: December 20, 2012, 07:04:19 PM »
Actually, it fit quite well.

Cheap bastards.  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22174 on: December 20, 2012, 07:17:36 PM »
Well that's BMs pressie ruined ............. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22175 on: December 20, 2012, 07:20:13 PM »
Well that's BMs pressie ruined ............. noooo:

I just drank yours!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22176 on: December 20, 2012, 07:21:55 PM »
Well that's BMs pressie ruined ............. noooo:

I just drank yours!  point:


You bought me calpol............. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22177 on: December 20, 2012, 07:23:43 PM »
Well that's BMs pressie ruined ............. noooo:

I just drank yours!  point:


You bought me calpol............. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22178 on: December 21, 2012, 12:19:07 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sar5WT76kE

Watching this a few times.  redface:  Amazing IMO though. ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22180 on: December 21, 2012, 01:03:36 PM »
Haircut, quick trip to M&S and then train to Bedford for the JLV's party Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22181 on: December 21, 2012, 01:06:44 PM »
Haircut, quick trip to M&S and then train to Bedford for the JLV's party Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

You talk like JLV is some long lost friend that we all know, love miss and  cherish.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22182 on: December 21, 2012, 01:11:03 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22183 on: December 21, 2012, 01:11:19 PM »
Don't forget to get changed out of that rancid stinking stained filthy beer and baked bean  jumper too, or is it fancy dress and you're going as a tramp?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22184 on: December 21, 2012, 01:12:37 PM »
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