The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

No way Hose A 

For her entertainment as she is soooooo poorly she has now got him doing press ups in the hallway to some boot camp song. He made the mistake of telling her he was fitter than her or summat  . He has accused her of being a bully to which she has said his excuses are just pathetic and delaying tactics 

[Misty]

 

gotta start getting ready for werk.  However, the troops need entertaining.

[Nick]

No way Hose A 

For her entertainment as she is soooooo poorly she has now got him doing press ups in the hallway to some boot camp song. He made the mistake of telling her he was fitter than her or summat  . He has accused her of being a bully to which she has said his excuses are just pathetic and delaying tactics 

I see she takes after you

[Misty]

 

[Misty]

Ok my gorgeous party people. My stage awaits. Have a wonderful evening wherever you may be.

Lots of love, ,and a happy new year to you all.  

[Miss Demeanour]

You too hun.

Rock the cash bar 

[Nick]

I am werking 

[GROWLER]

I am werking 

Wha'? 

[GROWLER]

I gor friggin' drenched up 'me 'ill' btw...again.
Smell like a wet dog now, or that could actually be Dog come to think of it, or pineapple, only I eateden that so it must be dog, or possibly me, whatever.

[GROWLER]

I am werking 

Must be 'ard werk operating a Wok with one 'and like.

[GROWLER]

I am werking 

..and the most exagerated post of the year award goes to..............

[Pastis]

I am werking 

..and the most exagerated post of the year award goes to..............

    

[Nick]

I fecking am    Co writing a bid to a UTC which has to be in by Wednesday 

[GROWLER]

I fecking am    Co writing a bid to a UTC which has to be in by Wednesday 

Oh go an' 'ave a piggin' werd with yerself you.....werkin', MY EXCEEDINGLY FAT and wobbly arse! 

Yer pissed out yu skull i reckon. 
Does strange things to yer mind sometimes you know,

[Nick]