The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Just got back from a meeting with a local councillor who has just become a UKIP member, having in the past been a Lib-Dem.  He is going to announce it tomorrow night at an open council meeting. The two Labour councillors are going to be flabbergasted and horrified.

The meeting will be packed because this morning the town learnt via local radio station (to which a council document had been leaked) that Sheffield City Council decided that the local sports centre is going to be closed and demolished.

In the early 1970's the residents here raised the money to have the sports centre built. The 3 acres of land that it is built on was gifted to the people of this town by a local farmer for recreational use only.

There will be uproar and possibly even blood on the carpet.........

Can't wait.

Most excellent! 

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Pissed/hangover?
Broken yer other arm?
Burnt the house down?
Another wummanly rejection?
Washed your beige stained rancid jumper and it's shrunk?
Sniffles, bit of a chill (man flu)

Wozup with you NOW FFS!?

[miss Tchevious]

 

[Nick]

 

[miss Tchevious]

 

go on then, wots up chuck?

[Nick]

Went to second interview for job
Came second (out of 2) 
Went to funeral 
Free bar 
Have to be up at early o clock to go to London 
Boiler has packed up 

[Miss Demeanour]

But at least you have us 

[The Moan Ranger]

It could be worse, you could be ginger.....


...oh...

[apc2010]

Have a nice hot bath........oh..

[Nick]

 

[Pastis]

Been out in sunny Hertfordshire     What a pleasure to see an expanse of clear blue sky 
On the way back I'm texted with the news my mobile is now unlocked, I can change networks (now done) and although it'll be 24 hrs before my number is back with me I have 4 to 5 bars of signal strength at home  , at reduced cost and with unlimited everything 

Phoned up an old mate about the upcoming funeral ooop North; slipped easily into conversation, laughing and joking as if it was yesterday... It's been nearly 35 years 

 

[apc2010]

Been out in sunny Hertfordshire     What a pleasure to see an expanse of clear blue sky 
On the way back I'm texted with the news my mobile is now unlocked, I can change networks (now done) and although it'll be 24 hrs before my number is back with me I have 4 to 5 bars of signal strength at home  , at reduced cost and with unlimited everything 

Phoned up an old mate about the upcoming funeral ooop North; slipped easily into conversation, laughing and joking as if it was yesterday... It's been nearly 35 years 

 

   nice when that happens........

[Darwins Selection]

Phoned up an old mate about the upcoming funeral ooop North; slipped easily into conversation, laughing and joking as if it was yesterday... It's been nearly  35 years

   nice when that happens........

How would you know?

Been in touch with your mates from the nursery? 

[apc2010]

Phoned up an old mate about the upcoming funeral ooop North; slipped easily into conversation, laughing and joking as if it was yesterday... It's been nearly  35 years

   nice when that happens........

How would you know?

Been in touch with your mates from the nursery? 

Well not 35 years but have known them that long .....but all live in different countries now...

But do speak about once a year...(do not do faceache),,,,