The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[GROWLER]

I've been talking to a Owl at the bottom of up 'me 'ill' for 10 minutes I have. 
Have I ever told you's I speak Owlie?


Awesome it was. TRULY exhileratingly awesome!

[miss Tchevious]

my dad does that. he also has a tame robin that comes back every year.  twit twoo.

[GROWLER]

my dad does that. he also has a tame robin that comes back every year.  twit twoo.

I 'ave a piccie of an Robin sitting on me outstretched paw from 2 years ago, on a very fresh crisp snowy day, the day after day early morning trip up 'me 'ill'.
Stunned I was, and i saw its shadow fluttering behind me while it followed for absolutely ages.

Hadn't got any nosh with me to feed it unfortunately.

[miss Tchevious]

the robin sits on my dad's shovel while he does the gardening. 

Me and apey have an albino hodgeheg that returns each year. she is pure whiite and bootiful.

[GROWLER]

the robin sits on my dad's shovel while he does the gardening. 

Me and apey have an albino hodgeheg that returns each year. she is pure whiite and bootiful.

I luvs Hodgehegs I do.

Did I tell you about the one I rescued off the busy main road a few months ago?
Stopped the all traffic i did,  and then proceeded to make a complete and utter utter titty tool of meself by attempting to pick it up with me bear paws!

All 12 fingers bled like a piggin' pig they did.


A kindly wummanage came to me recue though, and picked it up with a plastic bag and placed it on the verge for me.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Still waiting for news of my car. 

[apc2010]

Still waiting for news of my car. 

You are Uncle and I claim my fiver..........

[miss Tchevious]

the robin sits on my dad's shovel while he does the gardening. 

Me and apey have an albino hodgeheg that returns each year. she is pure whiite and bootiful.

I luvs Hodgehegs I do.

Did I tell you about the one I rescued off the busy main road a few months ago?
Stopped the all traffic i did,  and then proceeded to make a complete and utter utter titty tool of meself by attempting to pick it up with me bear paws!

All 12 fingers bled like a piggin' pig they did.


A kindly wummanage came to me recue though, and picked it up with a plastic bag and placed it on the verge for me.

I think I loves you. 

[Just One More]

 

[miss Tchevious]

I think I loves you too JOM. 

[GROWLER]

the robin sits on my dad's shovel while he does the gardening. 

Me and apey have an albino hodgeheg that returns each year. she is pure whiite and bootiful.

I luvs Hodgehegs I do.

Did I tell you about the one I rescued off the busy main road a few months ago?
Stopped the all traffic i did,  and then proceeded to make a complete and utter utter titty tool of meself by attempting to pick it up with me bear paws!

All 12 fingers bled like a piggin' pig they did.


A kindly wummanage came to me recue though, and picked it up with a plastic bag and placed it on the verge for me.

I think I loves you. 

Don't be getting too excited there chicky chick chick. 
I'm really only nice to animuls you know.
Not really got muuch time or petience for the majority of 'sheeples'

Ask the orthers in here, especially those that have met me, and they'll tell you that I'm actually a  thouroughly nasty viperous twat.

[Barman]

Good luck to the Hound today...

I thought that was yesterday... but then I've lost a day.... 

I nearly lost a day too woke up at 2 pm...........

Thursday today! 

Did you get your motor fixed?

New battery on way ....   then I can collect the monies from xmas n new year..........

A day out for The Smug Club on you like. 

He has not turned up.........

 

[Just One More]

I think I loves you too JOM. 

   (wonders what it really said befoe Miss T edited it) 

[GROWLER]

I think I loves you too JOM. 

   (wonders what it really said befoe Miss T edited it) 

....but GROWLERS me favourite like!

[miss Tchevious]

I think I loves you too JOM. 

   (wonders what it really said befoe Miss T edited it) 

I put to instead of too and it was bugging me.