the robin sits on my dad's shovel while he does the gardening. 
Me and apey have an albino hodgeheg that returns each year. she is pure whiite and bootiful.
I luvs Hodgehegs I do.
Did I tell you about the one I rescued off the busy main road a few months ago?
Stopped the all traffic i did,

and then proceeded to make a complete and utter utter titty tool of meself by attempting to pick it up with me bear paws!

All 12 fingers bled like a piggin' pig they did.

A kindly wummanage came to me recue though, and picked it up with a plastic bag and placed it on the verge for me.