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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22635 on: January 16, 2013, 07:24:02 PM »
Gis a job....
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22636 on: January 16, 2013, 07:35:17 PM »
I smell like a man  angel1  Fortunately the Old SPice counteracts the worst of it  redface:

In other werds...a tramp.
Piggin' look like one too actually, you really do! :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22637 on: January 16, 2013, 07:42:09 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22638 on: January 16, 2013, 07:44:45 PM »
Talking of me cussies like. I was in a bodyshop this morning and asked the rather large breasted gerlie  eyes: if she could chase up her accounts dept. in Shrewsbury with regard to payments owed outstanding.

She smiled sweetly and said.....anything for you my SPECIAL one! cloud9:

One of the lads listening in sarcastically quiped, "ah yes, but she sez that to all the blokes". evil:

She quickly retorted however..."ah yes, but HE'S an exceptionally SPECIAL one, and promptly gave me an 'ug. cloud9:  Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22639 on: January 16, 2013, 07:47:28 PM »
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Wha'? Shrugs:

Would you rather I lied and told the listeners just how suave you are...NOT. lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22640 on: January 17, 2013, 08:31:12 AM »
And today's challenges include ....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21056044

So jellycopter yesterday, train today ....tomorrow ???????
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22641 on: January 17, 2013, 09:05:23 AM »
And today's challenges include ....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21056044

So jellycopter yesterday, train today ....tomorrow ???????

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22642 on: January 17, 2013, 09:17:33 AM »
And today's challenges include ....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21056044

So jellycopter yesterday, train today ....tomorrow ???????

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22643 on: January 17, 2013, 09:30:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22644 on: January 17, 2013, 09:32:47 AM »
And today's challenges include ....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21056044

So jellycopter yesterday, train today ....tomorrow ???????

787 Dreamliner.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22645 on: January 17, 2013, 09:40:23 AM »
On the subject of the 787, did anybody see the in-depth technical work that the BBC managed to put together on the plane...?   ::)




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22646 on: January 17, 2013, 09:46:06 AM »
On the subject of the 787, did anybody see the in-depth technical work that the BBC managed to put together on the plane...?   ::)



Is Pete Barnes piloting that helicopter?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22647 on: January 17, 2013, 09:47:48 AM »
On the subject of the 787, did anybody see the in-depth technical work that the BBC managed to put together on the plane...?   ::)



Is Pete Barnes piloting that helicopter?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22648 on: January 17, 2013, 11:04:48 AM »
Today and for the next few days I shall be setting out the pages for the next issue of the Village Magazine.
This involves working from lap-top (www connected) to PC (not internet connected) so I have two screens and two keyboards to work on. I keep typing on the PC keyboard when I mean to use the lap top and wondering why nothing appears on the lap top screen.  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22649 on: January 17, 2013, 01:20:27 PM »
On the subject of the 787, did anybody see the in-depth technical work that the BBC managed to put together on the plane...?   ::)



I clicked on that and at the bottom of the page found a picture of the 'Growler Twins'....






Meanwhile I am eating 'humble pie'. redface:
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