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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22845 on: January 29, 2013, 12:59:36 PM »
This  library is full of nutters  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22846 on: January 29, 2013, 01:08:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 29, 2013, 12:59:36 PM
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And now you're there, Ginger Nutters... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22847 on: January 29, 2013, 01:09:26 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22848 on: January 29, 2013, 01:28:59 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22849 on: January 29, 2013, 01:42:11 PM »
I have washed my car.  Then I had another appointment at the Dentist's.  She poked holes in my gums and it is prolly best I don't expand on this description as I know there are some sensitive souls in here.  I have a new antibiotic to try with strict instructions that I do not mix them with alcohol, not even mouth wash.   I wish they had said I didn't need to worry with the first ones.  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22850 on: January 29, 2013, 06:37:23 PM »
Back home ... after two weird days oop North  noooo:

Rail tracks broken ... take the buzzatellya ... train stations with no cab rank  tunble:  ... pub where they look at you as if you've landed from outer space when you ask for a local taxi service ...
Pub with a chalk board saying (in easy to read lower case letters) " fancy a nibble ... try our bread and oil dip "  doh:  Probably an upgrade from bread 'n' dripping.
Bar staff getting every third order wrong   doh:  (ordering drinks for those at the wake ... not just me before you ask)
Being asked three times if my breakfast is to my liking ...  ::) ... Oh, and being told you can eat everything if you like ...  eeek:
Asking for directions and being told the place we want is next to the Seafarer Chippy ... everybody knows where the Seafarer is...  doh:
Wading through police, journalists and cameramen at Crewe station because a politician is about to arrive ...  ::)

Home at last ...   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22851 on: January 29, 2013, 09:31:23 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 06:37:23 PM
Back home ... after two weird days oop North  noooo:

Rail tracks broken ... take the buzzatellya ... train stations with no cab rank  tunble:  ... pub where they look at you as if you've landed from outer space when you ask for a local taxi service ...
Pub with a chalk board saying (in easy to read lower case letters) " fancy a nibble ... try our bread and oil dip "  doh:  Probably an upgrade from bread 'n' dripping.
Bar staff getting every third order wrong   doh:  (ordering drinks for those at the wake ... not just me before you ask)
Being asked three times if my breakfast is to my liking ...  ::) ... Oh, and being told you can eat everything if you like ...  eeek:
Asking for directions and being told the place we want is next to the Seafarer Chippy ... everybody knows where the Seafarer is...  doh:
Wading through police, journalists and cameramen at Crewe station because a politician is about to arrive ...  ::)

Home at last ...   cloud9:

Back to the sanity of the VP   whacky115
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22852 on: January 29, 2013, 09:34:07 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22853 on: January 29, 2013, 10:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2013, 09:31:23 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 06:37:23 PM

Back to the sanity of the VP   whacky115

...and there was me thinking you had such a fine command of the English language too!! happy001

VP for the mentally challenged more like. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22854 on: January 29, 2013, 10:16:47 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 29, 2013, 01:08:34 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 29, 2013, 12:59:36 PM
This  library is full of nutters  scared2:

And now you're there, Ginger Nutters... whistle:

OI YOU!!!  evil:

He's my NEW frend!! happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22855 on: January 29, 2013, 10:19:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22856 on: January 30, 2013, 08:36:53 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22857 on: January 30, 2013, 11:28:52 AM »
 redface: Still in me dressing gown .... must go shower and get dressed  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22858 on: January 30, 2013, 11:39:25 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 11:28:52 AM
redface: Still in me dressing gown .... must go shower and get dressed  redface:

Me too..... redface:  but as all the shops etc close half day today no rush to get dressed..... :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22859 on: January 30, 2013, 06:44:05 PM »
Apart from werk (which pays the bills) I've been quizzing stonemasons and a certain cemetery (which naturally doesn't pay the bills  ::) )
To say that the pricing structure is arcane would be a gross understatement ...  noooo:
I think when all is set and done I'll file it under black comedy, Six Feet Under comes to mind. How many characters on the inscription? D'you want them hand cut or sandblasted? D'you want gold infill with that or just plain? Is the existing headstone stable?  eeek:  We might need to anchor it ... that'll be another £189.60 - VAT included  eeek:  How much a character?  Shocked:
So, you want another £200 to put a jar in a hole? What if we just do a sort of scatter? Ah! £75... but we can't open it up again? Why would we want to?  scared2:  Because there's space in there for three more  eeek:  scared2:
Oh Lordy... that means I've now got to think seriously about where I want ... er.... yes, you've guessed it.  cry:

Anyone thought / decided yet about where they want their mortal bits to rest?   rubschin:   All I wanted was a price  confused:
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