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Apart from werk (which pays the bills) I've been quizzing stonemasons and a certain cemetery (which naturally doesn't pay the bills )To say that the pricing structure is arcane would be a gross understatement ... I think when all is set and done I'll file it under black comedy, Six Feet Under comes to mind. How many characters on the inscription? D'you want them hand cut or sandblasted? D'you want gold infill with that or just plain? Is the existing headstone stable? We might need to anchor it ... that'll be another £189.60 - VAT included How much a character? So, you want another £200 to put a jar in a hole? What if we just do a sort of scatter? Ah! £75... but we can't open it up again? Why would we want to? Because there's space in there for three more Oh Lordy... that means I've now got to think seriously about where I want ... er.... yes, you've guessed it. Anyone thought / decided yet about where they want their mortal bits to rest? All I wanted was a price
Quote from: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 06:44:05 PMApart from werk (which pays the bills) I've been quizzing stonemasons and a certain cemetery (which naturally doesn't pay the bills )To say that the pricing structure is arcane would be a gross understatement ... I think when all is set and done I'll file it under black comedy, Six Feet Under comes to mind. How many characters on the inscription? D'you want them hand cut or sandblasted? D'you want gold infill with that or just plain? Is the existing headstone stable? We might need to anchor it ... that'll be another £189.60 - VAT included How much a character? So, you want another £200 to put a jar in a hole? What if we just do a sort of scatter? Ah! £75... but we can't open it up again? Why would we want to? Because there's space in there for three more Oh Lordy... that means I've now got to think seriously about where I want ... er.... yes, you've guessed it. Anyone thought / decided yet about where they want their mortal bits to rest? All I wanted was a price Traditionally my lot are cremated.... but there are no crematoria here... Quite frankly, I will be beyond caring so it doesn't matter to me....
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 06:51:10 PMQuote from: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 06:44:05 PMApart from werk (which pays the bills) I've been quizzing stonemasons and a certain cemetery (which naturally doesn't pay the bills )To say that the pricing structure is arcane would be a gross understatement ... I think when all is set and done I'll file it under black comedy, Six Feet Under comes to mind. How many characters on the inscription? D'you want them hand cut or sandblasted? D'you want gold infill with that or just plain? Is the existing headstone stable? We might need to anchor it ... that'll be another £189.60 - VAT included How much a character? So, you want another £200 to put a jar in a hole? What if we just do a sort of scatter? Ah! £75... but we can't open it up again? Why would we want to? Because there's space in there for three more Oh Lordy... that means I've now got to think seriously about where I want ... er.... yes, you've guessed it. Anyone thought / decided yet about where they want their mortal bits to rest? All I wanted was a price Traditionally my lot are cremated.... but there are no crematoria here... Quite frankly, I will be beyond caring so it doesn't matter to me.... Think they have pasted law allowing it now......
Traditionally my lot are cremated.... but there are no crematoria here... Quite frankly, I will be beyond caring so it doesn't matter to me....
Back home ... after two weird days oop North Rail tracks broken ... take the buzzatellya ... train stations with no cab rank ... pub where they look at you as if you've landed from outer space when you ask for a local taxi service ... Pub with a chalk board saying (in easy to read lower case letters) " fancy a nibble ... try our bread and oil dip " Probably an upgrade from bread 'n' dripping.Bar staff getting every third order wrong (ordering drinks for those at the wake ... not just me before you ask)Being asked three times if my breakfast is to my liking ... ... Oh, and being told you can eat everything if you like ... Asking for directions and being told the place we want is next to the Seafarer Chippy ... everybody knows where the Seafarer is... Wading through police, journalists and cameramen at Crewe station because a politician is about to arrive ... Home at last ...
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 06:51:10 PMTraditionally my lot are cremated.... but there are no crematoria here... Quite frankly, I will be beyond caring so it doesn't matter to me.... And what about the poor folk who have to sort it out, eh? Make the decisions etc?
A BBQ you say? The cats would like the gristly bits
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 06:51:10 PMQuote from: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 06:44:05 PMApart from werk (which pays the bills) I've been quizzing stonemasons and a certain cemetery (which naturally doesn't pay the bills )To say that the pricing structure is arcane would be a gross understatement ... I think when all is set and done I'll file it under black comedy, Six Feet Under comes to mind. How many characters on the inscription? D'you want them hand cut or sandblasted? D'you want gold infill with that or just plain? Is the existing headstone stable? We might need to anchor it ... that'll be another £189.60 - VAT included How much a character? So, you want another £200 to put a jar in a hole? What if we just do a sort of scatter? Ah! £75... but we can't open it up again? Why would we want to? Because there's space in there for three more Oh Lordy... that means I've now got to think seriously about where I want ... er.... yes, you've guessed it. Anyone thought / decided yet about where they want their mortal bits to rest? All I wanted was a price Traditionally my lot are cremated.... but there are no crematoria here... Quite frankly, I will be beyond caring so it doesn't matter to me.... LL said that we were to secure to a raft and send you out to sea..........next Tuesday.
No. . It was a joke, if I wanted to call him a cunt I would have done.
