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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22875 on: January 31, 2013, 08:10:51 AM »
No. ::). It was a joke, if I wanted to call him a cunt I would have done.

And no swear filter to stop you!  :thumbsup:

Anyhooo... I have some elektickery werk to do today.... but i can't turn the mains off....  scared2:

Don't know why but this came to mind....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22876 on: January 31, 2013, 08:12:33 AM »
No. ::). It was a joke, if I wanted to call him a cunt I would have done.

And no swear filter to stop you!  :thumbsup:

Anyhooo... I have some elektickery werk to do today.... but i can't turn the mains off....  scared2:

Don't know why but this came to mind....

Torchy the Battery Boy (Episode 1 - part 2)

Thass my earworm for the day then....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22877 on: January 31, 2013, 08:18:41 AM »
No. ::). It was a joke, if I wanted to call him a cunt I would have done.

And no swear filter to stop you!  :thumbsup:

Anyhooo... I have some elektickery werk to do today.... but i can't turn the mains off....  scared2:


The weather forcast is bad today. Just wait for the storm and the power cut.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22878 on: January 31, 2013, 08:20:15 AM »
No. ::). It was a joke, if I wanted to call him a cunt I would have done.

And no swear filter to stop you!  :thumbsup:

Anyhooo... I have some elektickery werk to do today.... but i can't turn the mains off....  scared2:


The weather forcast is bad today. Just wait for the storm and the power cut.  :thumbsup:

That is a rather excellent idea actually...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22879 on: January 31, 2013, 08:21:25 AM »
No. ::). It was a joke, if I wanted to call him a cunt I would have done.

And no swear filter to stop you!  :thumbsup:

Anyhooo... I have some elektickery werk to do today.... but i can't turn the mains off....  scared2:


The weather forcast is bad today. Just wait for the storm and the power cut.  :thumbsup:

That is a rather excellent idea actually...  rubschin:

Till LL fires up the genny........ noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22880 on: January 31, 2013, 08:23:06 AM »
No. ::). It was a joke, if I wanted to call him a cunt I would have done.

And no swear filter to stop you!  :thumbsup:

Anyhooo... I have some elektickery werk to do today.... but i can't turn the mains off....  scared2:


The weather forcast is bad today. Just wait for the storm and the power cut.  :thumbsup:

That is a rather excellent idea actually...  rubschin:

Till LL fires up the genny........ noooo:

Oh noes, it is not at my house....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22881 on: January 31, 2013, 08:55:51 AM »
If my leccy goes off I know who to blame ........ evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22882 on: January 31, 2013, 09:35:44 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22883 on: January 31, 2013, 09:39:22 AM »
Are they moving or shall I cancel the booking?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22884 on: January 31, 2013, 09:44:38 AM »
Are they moving or shall I cancel the booking?

Take Miss D ........bill Nick....... :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22885 on: January 31, 2013, 09:45:51 AM »
Super whizzy so far  :thumbsup:

Unlike Miss D's running whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22886 on: January 31, 2013, 10:24:01 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22887 on: January 31, 2013, 10:28:50 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22889 on: January 31, 2013, 11:59:37 AM »
Super whizzy so far  :thumbsup:

Unlike Miss D's running whistle:

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