The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[miss Tchevious]

Tis the beginning of the end. 

[Steve]

What's that line?   Every new beginning is the beginning of some other beginning's end


I'm in jail BTW, well the house is and we're in it

[apc2010]

Oh Miss T ....you lucky, lucky woman 

I had to go out coz SHE drank all the wine ..........

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm not surprised. She needs all the anesthetics she can get 

[apc2010]

What's that line?   Every new beginning is the beginning of some other beginning's end


I'm in jail BTW, well the house is and we're in it

Baldy................

[Steve]

Dunno but the house is surrounded by bars since Friday (and not the boozey type)

More commonly known as scaffolding.  Something to do with rot in upper parts - luckily not my upper parts

[Baldy]

What's that line?   Every new beginning is the beginning of some other beginning's end


I'm in jail BTW, well the house is and we're in it

Baldy................

  Feck off!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Apey has just gone on a booze run. I heard the key in the lock after only a few minutes. Walks into the house exclaiming "I've still got my fookin slippers on!".    He was half way down the street when he realisied.
Is this what they call a senior moment?

Oh Miss T I feel your pain on the plus side he will leave the house one day and not come back.

Today I will mostly be trying to manage a small revolution that I seem to have become embroiled in.

[Nick]

Stranded in a field outside Luton 

[Steve]

better than stranded in Luton

I'm off for urgent peace talks with aged Mum following horrendous row on telephone incident shock horror outrage

[Darwins Selection]

I can hear something running around in the space between the ceiling and the floorboards it sounds too heavy to be a mouse and if there is one there are many if you see what I mean.

Glis-Glis are quite heavy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_dormouse

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I can hear something running around in the space between the ceiling and the floorboards it sounds too heavy to be a mouse and if there is one there are many if you see what I mean.

Glis-Glis are quite heavy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_dormouse

Yumster.

[miss Tchevious]

Apey has just gone on a booze run. I heard the key in the lock after only a few minutes. Walks into the house exclaiming "I've still got my fookin slippers on!".    He was half way down the street when he realisied.
Is this what they call a senior moment?

Oh Miss T I feel your pain on the plus side he will leave the house one day and not come back.

[miss Tchevious]

Apey has just gone on a booze run. I heard the key in the lock after only a few minutes. Walks into the house exclaiming "I've still got my fookin slippers on!".    He was half way down the street when he realisied.
Is this what they call a senior moment?

Oh Miss T I feel your pain on the plus side he will leave the house one day and not come back.

I live in hope. 

[Miss Demeanour]

To top the day off nicely The Brat is now stomping round the house saying she is going to slap the face off some girl ( who used to be her best friend  ) for saying things about her at school