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[Steve]

Argos will sell you a fan heater for a tenner Nick.

How would he get his head in that...?

 

This is Nick the upside down pizza eating expert, surely he'll find a way

Were I nearby I'd bring one round, have a small collection of fan heaters bought for bugger all one summer.  They are very good for warding off the evil spirits of boilery breakdown - and for hosting cobwebs

[Barman]

Argos will sell you a fan heater for a tenner Nick.

How would he get his head in that...?

 

This is Nick the upside down pizza eating expert, surely he'll find a way

Were I nearby I'd bring one round, have a small collection of fan heaters bought for bugger all one summer.  They are very good for warding off the evil spirits of boilery breakdown - and for hosting cobwebs

Well, you'd never get it back in one piece again.... that is fer sure.... 

[Steve]

Argos will sell you a fan heater for a tenner Nick.

How would he get his head in that...?

 

This is Nick the upside down pizza eating expert, surely he'll find a way

Were I nearby I'd bring one round, have a small collection of fan heaters bought for bugger all one summer.  They are very good for warding off the evil spirits of boilery breakdown - and for hosting cobwebs

Well, you'd never get it back in one piece again.... that is fer sure.... 

Ah yes, have to see if I could find the one I used to use when working on car.  All grubby and sploshes of filler on it.   

is Nicks cold shower predicamentery a result of the modern idiocy of no immersion heaters

[Barman]

Argos will sell you a fan heater for a tenner Nick.

How would he get his head in that...?

 

This is Nick the upside down pizza eating expert, surely he'll find a way

Were I nearby I'd bring one round, have a small collection of fan heaters bought for bugger all one summer.  They are very good for warding off the evil spirits of boilery breakdown - and for hosting cobwebs

Well, you'd never get it back in one piece again.... that is fer sure.... 

Ah yes, have to see if I could find the one I used to use when working on car.  All grubby and sploshes of filler on it.   

is Nicks cold shower predicamentery a result of the modern idiocy of no immersion heaters

Exactly... the dreaded 'combi' boiler with no backup solution.... 

[Steve]

Well he could always phone up Chloe and see if she had some warmth available 

[Barman]

Well he could always phone up Chloe and see if she had some warmth available 

Chloe could prolly work out how the boiler functions....

[Barman]

I'm gonna walk the dogs (NAE) out on the winding windy moors... 

[apc2010]

I have to go to the pub..........for once I do not want to go..........

[Nick]

Boilerman calls, "Hi, be with you soon........um, later...........um, sometime this afternoon." 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I now have burnt finger tips. My newly arrived jars have been steralised.  To use a local saying I will shortly be 'teeming and ladling'. I may be gone a while.

[Snoopy]

Argos will sell you a fan heater for a tenner Nick.

How would he get his head in that...?

 

This is Nick the upside down pizza eating expert, surely he'll find a way

Were I nearby I'd bring one round, have a small collection of fan heaters bought for bugger all one summer.  They are very good for warding off the evil spirits of boilery breakdown - and for hosting cobwebs

Well, you'd never get it back in one piece again.... that is fer sure.... 

Ah yes, have to see if I could find the one I used to use when working on car.  All grubby and sploshes of filler on it.   

is Nicks cold shower predicamentery a result of the modern idiocy of no immersion heaters

Werd on the street is that Growler broke it on his last sleep-over at Nick's.

[Nick]

Well the great oaf broke everyhing else 

"I can fix this garden chair. Have you got a hammer?"

Firewood 

[Baldy]

I have to go to the pub..........for once I do not want to go..........

 

[GROWLER]

Well the great oaf broke everyhing else 

"I can fix this garden chair. Have you got a hammer?"

Firewood 

You don't arf talk some crap.
It was already broken.

[Nick]

And the shower?