The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Today is horrible

Had to clear house so Mr Mothkiller can do his stuff

I bet he only sprays a bit of Lavender about.... 

[GROWLER]

Pissed right off, so goin' up 'me 'ill' seeing as the sun is shining, and bollox to me cussies if they try ringing.
Sick of waiting and listening to constant silence now tbh, and yes, I have tested to see if the bastard is still actually werking. 

[Steve]

27 years only

Bastard moffs  Still he says £70.  Bastard Wentokill want £360

[Nick]

I am waiting for a phone call from Anoushka    I know not who she is 

I wonder is she is a friend of Chloe 

[Pastis]

I am sitting on a train. I will be doing much the same tomorrow though to a different destination.

PS. There is a man gathering scraps of waste paper; apparently he has a use for them at home      Nutter 

[Barman]

I am sitting on a train. I will be doing much the same tomorrow though to a different destination.

Does ASLEF look after you....?

[Pastis]

FALSE. 

[Barman]

FALSE. 

[miss Tchevious]

Am coming close to finishing the giant bird cage. Literally, blood sweat and tears. Oh, the worst thing about working with "invisible" mesh.........you can't feckin see it.  I'm going to wash the blood of my hands and get a glass of wine. 

[Barman]

Am coming close to finishing the giant bird cage. Literally, blood sweat and tears. Oh, the worst thing about working with "invisible" mesh.........you can't feckin see it.  I'm going to wash the blood of my hands and get a glass of wine. 

Apey said he was doing it all....? 

[Darwins Selection]

I am waiting for a phone call from Anoushka    I know not who she is 

I wonder is she is a friend of Chloe 

[Barman]

I am waiting for a phone call from Anoushka    I know not who she is 

I wonder is she is a friend of Chloe 

Miss D!

[Nick]

It looks a lot like her 

She called. Buying me dinner next week. Something about banking    At least, I think that is what she said

[miss Tchevious]

Am coming close to finishing the giant bird cage. Literally, blood sweat and tears. Oh, the worst thing about working with "invisible" mesh.........you can't feckin see it.  I'm going to wash the blood of my hands and get a glass of wine. 

Apey said he was doing it all....? 

yeah right. every now and then I ask him to pass me the wire cutters. 

[apc2010]

Am coming close to finishing the giant bird cage. Literally, blood sweat and tears. Oh, the worst thing about working with "invisible" mesh.........you can't feckin see it.  I'm going to wash the blood of my hands and get a glass of wine. 

Apey said he was doing it all....? 

yeah right. every now and then I ask him to pass me the wire cutters. 

I had to go to the pub.............meeting.......