The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I lived in a flat once where the neighbours' cat turned up each morning for corn flakes with milk AND sugar.

Said cat never ate this when at home 

Well it didn't need to, did it? 

Admit it, you are just bragging that you once had a pussy in your flat in the morning. 

[Nick]

 

Ackcholly it was at the time when I was with the laydee ballet dancer 

[Darwins Selection]

Ackcholly it was at the time when I was with the laydee ballet dancer 

I bet she kept you on your toes.

[Nick]

 

All those dancers went like trains 

I used to go on tour sometimes. Once found the Company Director in bed with 4 of them 

[Barman]

All those dancers went like trains 

I used to go on tour sometimes. Once found the Company Director in bed with 4 of them 

Got you worried when they were late...?

[Darwins Selection]

All those dancers went like trains 

I used to go on tour sometimes. Once found the Company Director in bed with 4 of them 

Got you worried when they were late...?

Couldn't keep them out of cake shops either.

[Barman]

All those dancers went like trains 

I used to go on tour sometimes. Once found the Company Director in bed with 4 of them 

Got you worried when they were late...?

Couldn't keep them out of cake shops either.

 

[Nick]

Ho ho ho 

AS I recall I was taking him an urgent message fromn his wife 

He used to subsidise the ballet company by smuggling hard porn from Scandinavia to the med   For art, of course

For those with long memories he was the dancer chappy in the Paul Hogan Foster's ad "Strewth, that guy's got no strides on!"

ANd yes, the laydee dancers were fit 

[GROWLER]

All those dancers went like trains 

I used to go on tour sometimes. Once found the Company Director in bed with 4 of them 

Got you worried when they were late...?

Couldn't keep them out of cake shops either.

You can lay off the trains in the cake shop jokes and piss taking now, as this all knowing owld Bear can confirm that it DOES actually exist.

[Nick]

My beshtest Growler is, for once, quite correct 

[GROWLER]

My beshtest Growler is, for once, quite correct 

  

[Darwins Selection]

All those dancers went like trains 

I used to go on tour sometimes. Once found the Company Director in bed with 4 of them 

Got you worried when they were late...?

Couldn't keep them out of cake shops either.

You can lay off the trains in the cake shop jokes and piss taking now, as this all knowing owld Bear can confirm that it DOES actually exist.

So where's the pictures then? Eh Eh? answer me that

[Barman]

All those dancers went like trains 

I used to go on tour sometimes. Once found the Company Director in bed with 4 of them 

Got you worried when they were late...?

Couldn't keep them out of cake shops either.

You can lay off the trains in the cake shop jokes and piss taking now, as this all knowing owld Bear can confirm that it DOES actually exist.

So where's the pictures then? Eh Eh? answer me that

^^^ wot he said! ^^^

[Steve]

All those dancers went like trains  . . .

What, great big bogies at the front and back?

[Grumpmeister]

Ackcholly it was at the time when I was with the laydee ballet dancer