The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

She shower is a condition attached to the lunch 

[Barman]

She shower is a condition attached to the lunch 

And burn that disgusting jumper...? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Spent yesterday at a vintage fair.  Completely knackered today so am going to do as little as possible.

Tomorrow my son is arriving following a domestic bust up dealing with a tearful and scared young man (30 this year) who is fearful of losing everything that is stable in his life when he is so far away is draining.

Horrible, and as I've just pointed out to Tipo, they'te ALWAYS still your babbies, regardless of age.

'Ave w ell meaning 'ug from me, me lickle chiccky chick chick.

Much appreciated thank you .

[Just One More]

I'm on me way to Cheltenham shortly to watch rugby 

[Steve]

I'm going down the garden to do some serious ferreting and ferklin' in me other garage.

Other garage?  Like as in 2 like?  You'll be saying you've got two jags next

A propos of nowt much does anyone ever put a car in a domestic garage anymore?

[Barman]

I'm going down the garden to do some serious ferreting and ferklin' in me other garage.

Other garage?  Like as in 2 like?  You'll be saying you've got two jags next

A propos of nowt much does anyone ever put a car in a domestic garage anymore?

I've always been against putting cars in garages...

But MeMi lives in one.... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I'm going down the garden to do some serious ferreting and ferklin' in me other garage.

Other garage?  Like as in 2 like?  You'll be saying you've got two jags next

A propos of nowt much does anyone ever put a car in a domestic garage anymore?

One of our neighbours does but he is in his late 70's. Not that his age should have any bearing on it.

[GROWLER]

Being taken out for lunch    ANd a shower 

Pink sis? 

She's luvlee. 

Can't be related to Nick.

[Darwins Selection]

I'm going down the garden to do some serious ferreting and ferklin' in me other garage.

Other garage?  Like as in 2 like?  You'll be saying you've got two jags next

A propos of nowt much does anyone ever put a car in a domestic garage anymore?

One of our neighbours does but he is in his late 70's. Not that his age should have any bearing on it.

Does this count?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I'm going down the garden to do some serious ferreting and ferklin' in me other garage.

Other garage?  Like as in 2 like?  You'll be saying you've got two jags next

A propos of nowt much does anyone ever put a car in a domestic garage anymore?

One of our neighbours does but he is in his late 70's. Not that his age should have any bearing on it.

Does this count?

Indeed it does DS I'm just not sure what for.

[Barman]

I'm going down the garden to do some serious ferreting and ferklin' in me other garage.

Other garage?  Like as in 2 like?  You'll be saying you've got two jags next

A propos of nowt much does anyone ever put a car in a domestic garage anymore?

One of our neighbours does but he is in his late 70's. Not that his age should have any bearing on it.

Does this count?

 

Has it got a back hoe...?

[GROWLER]

I'm going down the garden to do some serious ferreting and ferklin' in me other garage.

Other garage?  Like as in 2 like?  You'll be saying you've got two jags next

A propos of nowt much does anyone ever put a car in a domestic garage anymore?

One of our neighbours does but he is in his late 70's. Not that his age should have any bearing on it.

Does this count?

 

Has it got a back hoe...?

Bollox to the tractor, just gizus the barn..
I'd absolutely kill several times over for me very own barn I would.
I'd piggin sleep in it too, seriously, amonst all the hay bales ....with all me barn find mowters too.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, absolutely heavenly thought.

My Uncle was a farmer and I vividly remember playing in the hay barn when I was lickle.
Luvlee hazy summer days.

Gone all sloppy now 'cus of you DS, tar!

[GROWLER]

I'm going down the garden to do some serious ferreting and ferklin' in me other garage.

Other garage?  Like as in 2 like?  You'll be saying you've got two jags next

A propos of nowt much does anyone ever put a car in a domestic garage anymore?

I do indeed, and a 2 driveways too.
Can fit 6 cars in at GROWLER Towers, and regulary do.

[GROWLER]

I'm going down the garden to do some serious ferreting and ferklin' in me other garage.

Other garage?  Like as in 2 like?  You'll be saying you've got two jags next

A propos of nowt much does anyone ever put a car in a domestic garage anymore?

I've always been against putting cars in garages...

But MeMi lives in one.... 

Me too, but needs must now.

The Beast will never go in wet though.


PITA sometimes though tbh.

Like a siding at Crewe piggin' Staion here sometimes, trying to werk out which car has to go on which path first and last, depending on who is werking what shift and when.

[Darwins Selection]

 

Has it got a back hoe...?

It's a 'stock' photo. I don't have a red tractor, only green, but I do have a back hoe.

Also a 5 tonne forestry winch which would lift MeMi straight up a cliff.