The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

That Barman is getting quite verbose isn't he

His spelling is improving as well.

 

[Barman]

Right I'm off to Pafos - see you laters... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Thanks Miss C, laughing out loud here...      I don't know whether to laugh or cry over the letters I am being bombarded with from the Solicitors authorised by the Car Insurance to negotiate the claim for the accident with my car.  They send packs and packs of information to himself and me separately and even though they keep us talking for hours on at least 2 occasions individually do they get any of the information on the form correct?   No!

They have offered a settlement figure to himself who was driving but I have yet to hear whether I am to get the £300 excess back that I have had to pay out and I am the owner of the car which is insured by me.   

.... AND why, if everything else has to be done on-line why can't I fill out the forms on-line myself to ensure accuracy and efficiency.  Oh no this all has to be done in block capitals and with a black fffffffffiiiiiinnnnngggg pen and by snail mail!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Thanks Miss C, laughing out loud here...      I don't know whether to laugh or cry over the letters I am being bombarded with from the Solicitors authorised by the Car Insurance to negotiate the claim for the accident with my car.  They send packs and packs of information to himself and me separately and even though they keep us talking for hours on at least 2 occasions individually do they get any of the information on the form correct?   No!

They have offered a settlement figure to himself who was driving but I have yet to hear whether I am to get the £300 excess back that I have had to pay out and I am the owner of the car which is insured by me.   

.... AND why, if everything else has to be done on-line why can't I fill out the forms on-line myself to ensure accuracy and efficiency.  Oh no this all has to be done in block capitals and with a black fffffffffiiiiiinnnnngggg pen and by snail mail!

    Frustration on a stick Tipsy.

Son is asleep at present so I am playing catch up with washing and paper work.

[GROWLER]

Thanks Miss C, laughing out loud here...      I don't know whether to laugh or cry over the letters I am being bombarded with from the Solicitors authorised by the Car Insurance to negotiate the claim for the accident with my car.  They send packs and packs of information to himself and me separately and even though they keep us talking for hours on at least 2 occasions individually do they get any of the information on the form correct?   No!

They have offered a settlement figure to himself who was driving but I have yet to hear whether I am to get the £300 excess back that I have had to pay out and I am the owner of the car which is insured by me.   

.... AND why, if everything else has to be done on-line why can't I fill out the forms on-line myself to ensure accuracy and efficiency.  Oh no this all has to be done in block capitals and with a black fffffffffiiiiiinnnnngggg pen and by snail mail!

    Frustration on a stick Tipsy.

Son is asleep at present so I am playing catch up with washing and paper work.

Hope the 'counselling' is going ok MC.
 Not nice, not nice at all, and don't envy you.

'Ave another well meaning gentle ug from me, me lickle fluffy chicky chick chick.

[Steve]

Today was going to be mosey over to Rye and check Restaurant for upcoming aniversary meal but following intel from Tel that's off and we have the sheer delight of it being "obtain urine sample from CWMBO" day

Yes seems I am taking the piss

[apc2010]

Been out shopping .....(voddy)......got home .....went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...      Mechanic is coming a 9 am ....

Voddy may not last long ...........

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Thanks Miss C, laughing out loud here...      I don't know whether to laugh or cry over the letters I am being bombarded with from the Solicitors authorised by the Car Insurance to negotiate the claim for the accident with my car.  They send packs and packs of information to himself and me separately and even though they keep us talking for hours on at least 2 occasions individually do they get any of the information on the form correct?   No!

They have offered a settlement figure to himself who was driving but I have yet to hear whether I am to get the £300 excess back that I have had to pay out and I am the owner of the car which is insured by me.   

.... AND why, if everything else has to be done on-line why can't I fill out the forms on-line myself to ensure accuracy and efficiency.  Oh no this all has to be done in block capitals and with a black fffffffffiiiiiinnnnngggg pen and by snail mail!

    Frustration on a stick Tipsy.

Son is asleep at present so I am playing catch up with washing and paper work.

Hope the 'counselling' is going ok MC.
 Not nice, not nice at all, and don't envy you.

'Ave another well meaning gentle ug from me, me lickle fluffy chicky chick chick.

Thank you. x

[Barman]

Been out shopping .....(voddy)......got home .....went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...      Mechanic is coming a 9 am ....

Voddy may not last long ...........

Don't put it in the radiator!

[Darwins Selection]

..went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...

That only leaves earth and fire then. 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

..went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...

That only leaves earth and fire then. 

What happened to Air?   

[apc2010]

..went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...

That only leaves earth and fire then. 

What happened to Air?   

Wind.........

[Darwins Selection]

..went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...

That only leaves earth and fire then. 

What happened to Air?   

That happens every other day.

APC no longer bothers to tell us about punctures

[apc2010]

..went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...

That only leaves earth and fire then. 

What happened to Air?   

That happens every other day.

APC no longer bothers to tell us about punctures

I did have one ..........

[Barman]

..went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...

That only leaves earth and fire then. 

What happened to Air?   

That happens every other day.

APC no longer bothers to tell us about punctures

I did have one ..........