The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

waiting for sleep,tried counting sheep, counting chickens, counting backwards from 500. 

[Just One More]

Coming on here worked then 

[Barman]

Today I shall mostly be working on MeMi, fixing the gutter and then having a mahoosive lunch at Ocean Basket.... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today I will mostly be in horspickle being injected with radioactive substance and a srug that will speed my heart up........Oooo can't wait.

I would like to join Miss T on the VP jolly and imbibe sewveral glasses of Pinot.

[Barman]

Today I will mostly be in horspickle being injected with radioactive substance and a srug that will speed my heart up........Oooo can't wait.

I would like to join Miss T on the VP jolly and imbibe sewveral glasses of Pinot.

I could speed your heart up like.... 

[Snoopy]

Today I will mostly be in horspickle being injected with radioactive substance and a srug that will speed my heart up........Oooo can't wait.

I would like to join Miss T on the VP jolly and imbibe sewveral glasses of Pinot.

I could speed your heart up like.... 

I've had that diagnostic test ...... not nice ~ fecking terrifying in fact. 

[Nick]

Preparing to go on Cow TV

[Steve]

TenOne Pin Bowling day with other Man U supporters, will be a bit of a wake

[Barman]

Off fer lunch... 

[miss Tchevious]

Been out shopping .....(voddy)......got home .....went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...      Mechanic is coming a 9 am ....

Voddy may not last long ...........

Well, may have to stop the diet (even though I have lost half a stone!) but need a drink.

I will explain. My work is seasonal, I work my arse off through the summer and save my money for the quiet winter. This winter, every bloody bill has doubled, then car insurance, car tax, new passport, dentist, etc. We are at the end of the financial drought looking forward to working again and replenishing the pockets, then the mechanic turns up and tells us not to pay him to fix the car, just buy a new one.

Sorry to swear, but we are now fucked. No money and no car. Can I skip the diet today and have a driniki?

 

[Pastis]

   Have that drink ... may not change the situation but it'll numb the pain for a while   

[Just One More]

Been out shopping .....(voddy)......got home .....went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...      Mechanic is coming a 9 am ....

Voddy may not last long ...........

Well, may have to stop the diet (even though I have lost half a stone!) but need a drink.

I will explain. My work is seasonal, I work my arse off through the summer and save my money for the quiet winter. This winter, every bloody bill has doubled, then car insurance, car tax, new passport, dentist, etc. We are at the end of the financial drought looking forward to working again and replenishing the pockets, then the mechanic turns up and tells us not to pay him to fix the car, just buy a new one.

Sorry to swear, but we are now fucked. No money and no car. Can I skip the diet today and have a driniki?

 

Oh Miss T   

Permission granted... and bloody well done on the half stone 

[apc2010]

  Have that drink ... may not change the situation but it'll numb the pain for a while   

She best learn to fight............

[Darwins Selection]

Been out shopping .....(voddy)......got home .....went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...      Mechanic is coming a 9 am ....

Voddy may not last long ...........

Well, may have to stop the diet (even though I have lost half a stone!) but need a drink.

I will explain. My work is seasonal, I work my arse off through the summer and save my money for the quiet winter. This winter, every bloody bill has doubled, then car insurance, car tax, new passport, dentist, etc. We are at the end of the financial drought looking forward to working again and replenishing the pockets, then the mechanic turns up and tells us not to pay him to fix the car, just buy a new one.

Sorry to swear, but we are now fucked. No money and no car. Can I skip the diet today and have a driniki?

 

That's a bugger.

Get Growler to give you a second opinion. These things sometimes aren't as bad as they're made out.

Particularly if it's electrical, mechanics run away in my experience.

[apc2010]

Been out shopping .....(voddy)......got home .....went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath...      Mechanic is coming a 9 am ....

Voddy may not last long ...........

Well, may have to stop the diet (even though I have lost half a stone!) but need a drink.

I will explain. My work is seasonal, I work my arse off through the summer and save my money for the quiet winter. This winter, every bloody bill has doubled, then car insurance, car tax, new passport, dentist, etc. We are at the end of the financial drought looking forward to working again and replenishing the pockets, then the mechanic turns up and tells us not to pay him to fix the car, just buy a new one.

Sorry to swear, but we are now fucked. No money and no car. Can I skip the diet today and have a driniki?

 

That's a bugger.

Get Growler to give you a second opinion. These things sometimes aren't as bad as they're made out.

Particularly if it's electrical, mechanics run away in my experience.

No I think it's the head gasket.........