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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23580 on: March 06, 2013, 04:22:36 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23581 on: March 06, 2013, 06:51:02 AM »
Coming on here worked then  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23582 on: March 06, 2013, 07:17:07 AM »
Today I shall mostly be working on MeMi, fixing the gutter and then having a mahoosive lunch at Ocean Basket....  cloud9:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23583 on: March 06, 2013, 08:47:29 AM »
Today I will mostly be in horspickle being injected with radioactive substance and a srug that will speed my heart up........Oooo can't wait. sad24:

I would like to join Miss T on the VP jolly and imbibe sewveral glasses of Pinot. ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23584 on: March 06, 2013, 08:49:50 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2013, 08:47:29 AM
Today I will mostly be in horspickle being injected with radioactive substance and a srug that will speed my heart up........Oooo can't wait. sad24:

I would like to join Miss T on the VP jolly and imbibe sewveral glasses of Pinot. ;D

I could speed your heart up like....  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23585 on: March 06, 2013, 08:55:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 06, 2013, 08:49:50 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2013, 08:47:29 AM
Today I will mostly be in horspickle being injected with radioactive substance and a srug that will speed my heart up........Oooo can't wait. sad24:

I would like to join Miss T on the VP jolly and imbibe sewveral glasses of Pinot. ;D

I could speed your heart up like....  eyes:


I've had that diagnostic test ...... not nice ~ fecking terrifying in fact.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23586 on: March 06, 2013, 10:11:35 AM »
Preparing to go on Cow TV evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23587 on: March 06, 2013, 10:22:27 AM »
TenOne Pin Bowling day with other Man U supporters, will be a bit of a wake
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23588 on: March 06, 2013, 10:23:53 AM »
Off fer lunch...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23589 on: March 06, 2013, 11:27:00 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 04:34:06 PM
Been out shopping .....(voddy)......got home .....went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath... cussing:     Mechanic is coming a 9 am .... eeek:

Voddy may not last long ........... noooo:

Well, may have to stop the diet (even though I have lost half a stone!) but need a drink.

I will explain. My work is seasonal, I work my arse off through the summer and save my money for the quiet winter. This winter, every bloody bill has doubled, then car insurance, car tax, new passport, dentist, etc. We are at the end of the financial drought looking forward to working again and replenishing the pockets, then the mechanic turns up and tells us not to pay him to fix the car, just buy a new one.

Sorry to swear, but we are now fucked. No money and no car. Can I skip the diet today and have a driniki?

 Angry9: Banghead sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23590 on: March 06, 2013, 11:34:01 AM »
 happy100  Have that drink ... may not change the situation but it'll numb the pain for a while   cool14:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23591 on: March 06, 2013, 11:40:18 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 06, 2013, 11:27:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 04:34:06 PM
Been out shopping .....(voddy)......got home .....went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath... cussing:     Mechanic is coming a 9 am .... eeek:

Voddy may not last long ........... noooo:

Well, may have to stop the diet (even though I have lost half a stone!) but need a drink.

I will explain. My work is seasonal, I work my arse off through the summer and save my money for the quiet winter. This winter, every bloody bill has doubled, then car insurance, car tax, new passport, dentist, etc. We are at the end of the financial drought looking forward to working again and replenishing the pockets, then the mechanic turns up and tells us not to pay him to fix the car, just buy a new one.

Sorry to swear, but we are now fucked. No money and no car. Can I skip the diet today and have a driniki?

 Angry9: Banghead sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

Oh Miss T   happy100

Permission granted... and bloody well done on the half stone  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23592 on: March 06, 2013, 11:42:33 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 06, 2013, 11:34:01 AM
happy100  Have that drink ... may not change the situation but it'll numb the pain for a while   cool14:

She best learn to fight............ evil:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23593 on: March 06, 2013, 11:49:17 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 06, 2013, 11:27:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 04:34:06 PM
Been out shopping .....(voddy)......got home .....went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath... cussing:     Mechanic is coming a 9 am .... eeek:

Voddy may not last long ........... noooo:

Well, may have to stop the diet (even though I have lost half a stone!) but need a drink.

I will explain. My work is seasonal, I work my arse off through the summer and save my money for the quiet winter. This winter, every bloody bill has doubled, then car insurance, car tax, new passport, dentist, etc. We are at the end of the financial drought looking forward to working again and replenishing the pockets, then the mechanic turns up and tells us not to pay him to fix the car, just buy a new one.

Sorry to swear, but we are now fucked. No money and no car. Can I skip the diet today and have a driniki?

 Angry9: Banghead sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

That's a bugger. noooo:

Get Growler to give you a second opinion. These things sometimes aren't as bad as they're made out.

Particularly if it's electrical, mechanics run away in my experience.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23594 on: March 06, 2013, 11:59:45 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 11:49:17 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 06, 2013, 11:27:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2013, 04:34:06 PM
Been out shopping .....(voddy)......got home .....went back out to the car it is pissing water out from underneath... cussing:     Mechanic is coming a 9 am .... eeek:

Voddy may not last long ........... noooo:

Well, may have to stop the diet (even though I have lost half a stone!) but need a drink.

I will explain. My work is seasonal, I work my arse off through the summer and save my money for the quiet winter. This winter, every bloody bill has doubled, then car insurance, car tax, new passport, dentist, etc. We are at the end of the financial drought looking forward to working again and replenishing the pockets, then the mechanic turns up and tells us not to pay him to fix the car, just buy a new one.

Sorry to swear, but we are now fucked. No money and no car. Can I skip the diet today and have a driniki?

 Angry9: Banghead sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

That's a bugger. noooo:

Get Growler to give you a second opinion. These things sometimes aren't as bad as they're made out.

Particularly if it's electrical, mechanics run away in my experience.

No I think it's the head gasket......... evil:
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