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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23715 on: March 13, 2013, 04:21:44 PM »
They want to go shoe shopping tomorrow and then for breakfast at The Welcome Inn... ::)

...I'm considering gouging my eyes out with a rusty screwdriver and boiling them in sulphuric acid before emptying the pot into my eye sockets  to get out of it....  rubschin:

Shoe shopping FFS!  cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23716 on: March 13, 2013, 04:24:03 PM »
They want to go shoe shopping tomorrow and then for breakfast at The Welcome Inn... ::)

...I'm considering gouging my eyes out with a rusty screwdriver and boiling them in sulphuric acid before emptying the pot into my eye sockets  to get out of it....  rubschin:

Shoe shopping FFS!  cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23717 on: March 13, 2013, 04:26:19 PM »
Lots of foot ogling opportunituies in shoe shops  eyes:

AND she passed her MOT  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23718 on: March 13, 2013, 04:35:18 PM »
Lots of foot ogling opportunituies in shoe shops  eyes:

AND she passed her MOT  Shocked:

You're right!  Thumbs:  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23719 on: March 13, 2013, 04:42:48 PM »
It was giving her a bath that ma\de the difference :thumbsup:

Been told to get a new cambelt soon though  sad24: NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23720 on: March 13, 2013, 04:44:07 PM »
It was giving her a bath that ma\de the difference :thumbsup:

Been told to get a new cambelt soon though  sad24: NickSick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23721 on: March 13, 2013, 04:47:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23723 on: March 13, 2013, 05:25:41 PM »
I have been with the Two pin bowling mob today

A marked improvement on last week's One Pin bowling but still too bad to post up the scores  redface:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23724 on: March 13, 2013, 05:27:05 PM »
I have been with the Two pin bowling mob today

A marked improvement on last week's One Pin bowling but still too bad to post up the scores  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23725 on: March 13, 2013, 05:38:58 PM »
Dirt cheap though.  £7 for 3 games

I'd post that my right arm feels all knackered but I'd get all sorts of wicked comments.  Oh go on then, be my guests . . . . . .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23726 on: March 13, 2013, 05:43:07 PM »
Dirt cheap though.  £7 for 3 games

I'd post that my right arm feels all knackered but I'd get all sorts of wicked comments.  Oh go on then, be my guests . . . . . .

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23727 on: March 13, 2013, 06:00:13 PM »
Tomorrow

Up at 5 (NAE)
Cold shower  evil: evil:
Drive, tram, Cow TV to East 'Am
Meeting with moron  noooo:
Travel to Clapham North, I think
Meeting with estate agent  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23728 on: March 13, 2013, 06:03:57 PM »
Tomorrow

Up at 5 (NAE)
Cold shower  evil: evil:
Drive, tram, Cow TV to East 'Am
Meeting with moron  noooo:
Travel to Clapham North, I think
Meeting with estate agent  noooo:
St Pancras
Cow TV Part Deux

This is the today thread............ noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23729 on: March 13, 2013, 06:07:30 PM »
How the fuck can I log on at 5.30 after a cold shower you mong?  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I will be on Cow TV early. Send me your number and I will call you then  eveilgrin:
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