The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

How the fuck can I log on at 5.30 after a cold shower you mong? 

I will be on Cow TV early. Send me your number and I will call you then 

The. this week thread..............

[Nick]

OK, post Foggy's number in there then 

One alarm call coming up 

[Steve]

Can you not post from the train with one of those Not Dim Phones?

[Nick]

I don't think they do Chinese breakfasts 

[Steve]

That would be Dim Sum Phone

[Nick]

I don't think it's Chinese, but who knows these days?

[apc2010]

That would be Dim Sum-one Phone

 

[Barman]

So, has my sympathy bubble been bursted then...? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Just back from dropping my son at the station. He is heading back to Scotland and homelessness. 
 
His father was an areswipe when the children were young and remains so now. Despite living in Avimore, the place where my son used to live with his wife and children he refuses to let my son sleep on the floor in his house, rather he has to go to some rancid DSS b and b.  It beggars belief. I felt like killing him back then and I feel the same huge anger now. He is one person that I will never ever be able to forgive.

[apc2010]

So, has my sympathy bubble been bursted then...? 

Yep

[Barman]

Just back from dropping my son at the station. He is heading back to Scotland and homelessness. 
 
His father was an areswipe when the children were young and remains so now. Despite living in Avimore, the place where my son used to live with his wife and children he refuses to let my son sleep on the floor in his house, rather he has to go to some rancid DSS b and b.  It beggars belief. I felt like killing him back then and I feel the same huge anger now. He is one person that I will never ever be able to forgive.

Oh Miss C....

[apc2010]

Just back from dropping my son at the station. He is heading back to Scotland and homelessness. 
 
His father was an areswipe when the children were young and remains so now. Despite living in Avimore, the place where my son used to live with his wife and children he refuses to let my son sleep on the floor in his house, rather he has to go to some rancid DSS b and b.  It beggars belief. I felt like killing him back then and I feel the same huge anger now. He is one person that I will never ever be able to forgive.

Sorry to hear......

[Nick]

 

Does not your son have alternatives?

[Darwins Selection]

Just back from dropping my son at the station. He is heading back to Scotland and homelessness. 
 
His father was an areswipe when the children were young and remains so now. Despite living in Avimore, the place where my son used to live with his wife and children he refuses to let my son sleep on the floor in his house, rather he has to go to some rancid DSS b and b.  It beggars belief. I felt like killing him back then and I feel the same huge anger now. He is one person that I will never ever be able to forgive.

Sounds crazy from any angle. Stupid man. 

[Steve]

Just back from dropping my son at the station. He is heading back to Scotland and homelessness. 
 
His father was an areswipe when the children were young and remains so now. Despite living in Avimore, the place where my son used to live with his wife and children he refuses to let my son sleep on the floor in his house, rather he has to go to some rancid DSS b and b.  It beggars belief. I felt like killing him back then and I feel the same huge anger now. He is one person that I will never ever be able to forgive.

Sounds crazy from any angle. Stupid man. 

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