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Offline Pastis

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23775 on: March 14, 2013, 03:56:54 PM »
My post from the pub (real) seems to have gorne astray  rubschin:
Have just left Nick dashing for his 4:00pm Cow TV after a bevvy or 4 'n' light lunch at one of my locals  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23776 on: March 14, 2013, 04:00:29 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 14, 2013, 03:56:54 PM
My post from the pub (real) seems to have gorne astray  rubschin:
Have just left Nick dashing for his 4:00pm Cow TV after a bevvy or 4 'n' light lunch at one of my locals  :thumbsup:

Hot news:  Nick befriends the pub's elderly boxer (not a pugilist) called Bee  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23777 on: March 14, 2013, 04:29:07 PM »
Staffordshire Terrier ackchooly  ::)  omph

I told Pasties the tale of the Cat and the Coconut

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23778 on: March 14, 2013, 04:30:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 14, 2013, 04:29:07 PM
Staffordshire Terrier ackchooly  ::)  omph

I told Pasties the tale of the Cat and the Coconut

 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23779 on: March 14, 2013, 04:33:15 PM »
I have to admit it was an amusing anecdote   surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23780 on: March 14, 2013, 04:35:52 PM »
Especially the bit with the baffled RSPCA inspector  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:   We never did discover what happened to the blind actress  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23781 on: March 14, 2013, 05:59:00 PM »
Thank you all.  I have a meeting to get to but will be around tomorrow to thank more personally and catch up.

Thank you both for the much needed and appreciated PG that ERNIE can be a kind and goodly soul at times.

Miss D girly hug on it's way, gawd love us yours is a complicated life as mine at present.

Off to play with peoples minds at a Council meeting now this at least should be fun. Sinister:  When a barrister takes on a case on a no win no fee basis you can be pretty sure that they are going to win.   Mwahahahahaha
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23782 on: March 14, 2013, 06:08:11 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 14, 2013, 12:38:11 PM
Postieman has just brought me news that ERNIE has awarded me £25 from the Premium Bonds so seems the least I can do is share a little of it in a good cause.

I was given £1000 in Premium Bonds when they first came out in the 50's and I have never won anything, ever.

I expect ERNIE is saving up for a really huge win for me. . .  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23783 on: March 14, 2013, 06:12:47 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2013, 06:08:11 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 14, 2013, 12:38:11 PM
Postieman has just brought me news that ERNIE has awarded me £25 from the Premium Bonds so seems the least I can do is share a little of it in a good cause.

I was given £1000 in Premium Bonds when they first came out in the 50's and I have never won anything, ever.

I expect ERNIE is saving up for a really huge win for me. . .  noooo:

A milk cart........... :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23784 on: March 14, 2013, 06:20:00 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23785 on: March 14, 2013, 06:22:59 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 14, 2013, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2013, 06:08:11 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 14, 2013, 12:38:11 PM
Postieman has just brought me news that ERNIE has awarded me £25 from the Premium Bonds so seems the least I can do is share a little of it in a good cause.

I was given £1000 in Premium Bonds when they first came out in the 50's and I have never won anything, ever.

I expect ERNIE is saving up for a really huge win for me. . .  noooo:

A milk cart........... :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23786 on: March 14, 2013, 06:23:54 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2013, 06:08:11 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 14, 2013, 12:38:11 PM
Postieman has just brought me news that ERNIE has awarded me £25 from the Premium Bonds so seems the least I can do is share a little of it in a good cause.

I was given £1000 in Premium Bonds when they first came out in the 50's and I have never won anything, ever.

I expect ERNIE is saving up for a really huge win for me. . .  noooo:

Send Miss C a sack of turnips you trouts 'ed.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23787 on: March 14, 2013, 06:24:57 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2013, 06:22:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 14, 2013, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2013, 06:08:11 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 14, 2013, 12:38:11 PM
Postieman has just brought me news that ERNIE has awarded me £25 from the Premium Bonds so seems the least I can do is share a little of it in a good cause.

I was given £1000 in Premium Bonds when they first came out in the 50's and I have never won anything, ever.

I expect ERNIE is saving up for a really huge win for me. . .  noooo:

A milk cart........... :thumbsup:

 cloud9:

I'd have thought a turnip truck would have been more likely to float your boat DS!

(That said, turnip is on the menu in the Ghost household tonight!)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23788 on: March 14, 2013, 07:16:35 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 14, 2013, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2013, 06:08:11 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 14, 2013, 12:38:11 PM
Postieman has just brought me news that ERNIE has awarded me £25 from the Premium Bonds so seems the least I can do is share a little of it in a good cause.

I was given £1000 in Premium Bonds when they first came out in the 50's and I have never won anything, ever.

I expect ERNIE is saving up for a really huge win for me. . .  noooo:

A milk cart........... :thumbsup:

A milk float you mong... ::)

And now I have a fecking earworm!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23789 on: March 14, 2013, 07:27:01 PM »
Perhaps you should post something in the earworm thread Poo Poo.  whistle:
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