The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

. . .A milk float you mong...

And now I have a fecking earworm! 

"She said Ernie I'll be happy if it comes up to me chest"

[/nasty person reinforcing ear worm mode]

[Uncle Mort]

Just taken me four hours to drive back from Oxford.  Some dipstick overturned his lorry on the M40 and we had a nice little detour through West Wycombe and environs. Isn't that DS country 

[Just One More]

Oxfordshire wasn't a good place to be today. We had this one closing the road for nearly five hours, caused biiiiiiiiig problems on the M40 too 

[Barman]

Oxfordshire wasn't a good place to be today. We had this one closing the road for nearly five hours, caused biiiiiiiiig problems on the M40 too 

An air ambulance took the Porsche driver to the John Radcliffe Hospital in critical condition due to suspected head injuries, police said.

I'd have thought they would have been fairly obvious...

[Nick]

Perhaps he had hair 

[Barman]

Perhaps he had hair 

I don't think they'd call the air ambulance for a bad case of split ends...

[Darwins Selection]

Just taken me four hours to drive back from Oxford.  Some dipstick overturned his lorry on the M40 and we had a nice little detour through West Wycombe and environs. Isn't that DS country 

A bit North and East but broadly right. I heard about it on the wireless, a lorry loaded with ice cream apparently. 

[Nick]

Is Miss D on her way to help with the clean up? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Postieman has just brought me news that ERNIE has awarded me £25 from the Premium Bonds so seems the least I can do is share a little of it in a good cause.

I was given £1000 in Premium Bonds when they first came out in the 50's and I have never won anything, ever.

I expect ERNIE is saving up for a really huge win for me. . . 

A milk cart...........

A milk float you mong...

And now I have a fecking earworm! 

"You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west."

So, tell me, who's the mong?

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Bah  humbug now I am trying to get to sleep with a sodding earworm in this bed, things are a little overcrowded.

The kettle and a brew beckons.  Anyone also sleepless is invited to join me alcowhole also on offer, thanks to others on here I am way over my virtual limit but I may be persuaded to prop the bar up a little longer.

[apc2010]

Bah  humbug now I am trying to get to sleep with a sodding earworm in this bed, things are a little overcrowded.

The kettle and a brew beckons.  Anyone also sleepless is invited to join me alcowhole also on offer, thanks to others on here I am way over my virtual limit but I may be persuaded to prop the bar up a little longer.

A beer n a cuddle for me ............

[Barman]

Postieman has just brought me news that ERNIE has awarded me £25 from the Premium Bonds so seems the least I can do is share a little of it in a good cause.

I was given £1000 in Premium Bonds when they first came out in the 50's and I have never won anything, ever.

I expect ERNIE is saving up for a really huge win for me. . . 

A milk cart...........

A milk float you mong...

And now I have a fecking earworm! 

"You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west."

So, tell me, who's the mong?

 

 

I'm off to kick walk the dogs (NAE).... 

[Barman]

Taking the kidz to the beach
Putting 2nd door on MeMi
Meeting burnt kidz for lunch

[The Moan Ranger]

Gatwick - overtime

[Barman]

Gatwick - overtime

How is that new phone like...?

Daughter* got the same one for her birthday this week but can't get the camera to go...










* she is about 4 foot nothing too...