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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23865 on: March 17, 2013, 05:54:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23867 on: March 17, 2013, 07:39:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23868 on: March 17, 2013, 08:07:17 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23869 on: March 17, 2013, 09:21:15 PM »
Watching Britain on film.  Wonderful stuff. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23870 on: March 17, 2013, 09:25:14 PM »
Watching Britain on film.  Wonderful stuff. cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23873 on: March 18, 2013, 09:35:03 AM »
Today I am looking after poorly person (jeez has this woman flu got her), contemplating a man flu relapse and watching the berserk sqidgells wot I just fed - brilliant entertainment  ;D
 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23874 on: March 18, 2013, 09:58:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23875 on: March 18, 2013, 10:24:55 AM »
Watching Britain on film.  Wonderful stuff. cloud9:

Haven't you got windows...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: evil:

Still playing catch up.

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23876 on: March 18, 2013, 10:27:03 AM »
Watching Britain on film.  Wonderful stuff. cloud9:

Haven't you got windows...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: evil:

Still playing catch up.

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......

 eeek:

I wouldn't like to be in her shoes....  scared2:

 rubschin:

What sort of shoes are they...?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23877 on: March 18, 2013, 10:28:02 AM »
Today I am looking after poorly person (jeez has this woman flu got her), contemplating a man flu relapse and watching the berserk sqidgells wot I just fed - brilliant entertainment  ;D
 
anything to avoid all that shit I have to fix  cry:

Just watch out Steve....



I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23878 on: March 18, 2013, 10:29:35 AM »
Watching Britain on film.  Wonderful stuff. cloud9:

Haven't you got windows...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: evil:

Still playing catch up.

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......

 eeek:

I wouldn't like to be in her shoes....  scared2:

 rubschin:

What sort of shoes are they...?  eyes:

I purchased a pair of shoes that I think you would rather like on Saturday morning I will post pics later if I have time. ;)
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23879 on: March 18, 2013, 10:31:31 AM »
Watching Britain on film.  Wonderful stuff. cloud9:

Haven't you got windows...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: evil:

Still playing catch up.

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......

 eeek:

I wouldn't like to be in her shoes....  scared2:

 rubschin:

What sort of shoes are they...?  eyes:

I purchased a pair of shoes that I think you would rather like on Saturday morning I will post pics later if I have time. ;)

What would I think of them on Saturday afternoon...?  rubschin:
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