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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23880 on: March 18, 2013, 10:40:27 AM »
Watching Britain on film.  Wonderful stuff. cloud9:

Haven't you got windows...... rubschin:

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Still playing catch up.

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......

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I wouldn't like to be in her shoes....  scared2:

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What sort of shoes are they...?  eyes:

I purchased a pair of shoes that I think you would rather like on Saturday morning I will post pics later if I have time. ;)

What would I think of them on Saturday afternoon...?  rubschin:

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Was it you that posted the article about the sort of home made pub?  If so can you point me in it's direction please?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23881 on: March 18, 2013, 10:55:39 AM »
Watching Britain on film.  Wonderful stuff. cloud9:

Haven't you got windows...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: evil:

Still playing catch up.

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......

 eeek:

I wouldn't like to be in her shoes....  scared2:

 rubschin:

What sort of shoes are they...?  eyes:

I purchased a pair of shoes that I think you would rather like on Saturday morning I will post pics later if I have time. ;)

What would I think of them on Saturday afternoon...?  rubschin:

 doh:


Was it you that posted the article about the sort of home made pub?  If so can you point me in it's direction please?

I don't think so....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23882 on: March 18, 2013, 11:52:10 AM »
Watching Britain on film.  Wonderful stuff. cloud9:

Haven't you got windows...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: evil:

Still playing catch up.

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......

Do you need any help Miss C ?

I have lots of unspent rage that can be used  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23883 on: March 18, 2013, 12:01:09 PM »
Watching Britain on film.  Wonderful stuff. cloud9:

Haven't you got windows...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: evil:

Still playing catch up.

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......

Do you need any help Miss C ?

I have lots of unspent rage that can be used  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23884 on: March 18, 2013, 12:02:43 PM »

Was it you that posted the article about the sort of home made pub?  If so can you point me in it's direction please?

Did you mean this...?

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=11518.0

If so, yes it was me....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23885 on: March 18, 2013, 12:13:12 PM »

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......
cussing:

Remember, you qualify for the VP members special rate of £75/tonne for the "Slurry Surprise".  :thumbsup:



Plus an additional £25/tonne for postcodes:  IV, HS, KA27-28, KW, PA20-49, PA60-78, PH17-26, PH30-44, PH49-50
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23886 on: March 18, 2013, 12:35:29 PM »

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......
cussing:

Remember, you qualify for the VP members special rate of £75/tonne for the "Slurry Surprise".  :thumbsup:



Plus an additional £25/tonne for postcodes:  IV, HS, KA27-28, KW, PA20-49, PA60-78, PH17-26, PH30-44, PH49-50

Can you deliver to Cyprus?  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23887 on: March 18, 2013, 12:52:46 PM »

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......
cussing:

Remember, you qualify for the VP members special rate of £75/tonne for the "Slurry Surprise".  :thumbsup:



Plus an additional £25/tonne for postcodes:  IV, HS, KA27-28, KW, PA20-49, PA60-78, PH17-26, PH30-44, PH49-50

Can you deliver to Cyprus?  evil:

Of course  :thumbsup:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23888 on: March 18, 2013, 01:00:14 PM »
Today I am looking after poorly person (jeez has this woman flu got her), contemplating a man flu relapse and watching the berserk sqidgells wot I just fed - brilliant entertainment  ;D
 
anything to avoid all that shit I have to fix  cry:

Just watch out Steve....



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23889 on: March 18, 2013, 01:30:00 PM »

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......
cussing:

Remember, you qualify for the VP members special rate of £75/tonne for the "Slurry Surprise".  :thumbsup:



Plus an additional £25/tonne for postcodes:  IV, HS, KA27-28, KW, PA20-49, PA60-78, PH17-26, PH30-44, PH49-50

Can you deliver to Cyprus?  evil:

Of course  :thumbsup:


£2500/tonne surcharge. Payment in cash (Sterling) only.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23890 on: March 18, 2013, 02:17:48 PM »

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......
cussing:

Remember, you qualify for the VP members special rate of £75/tonne for the "Slurry Surprise".  :thumbsup:



Plus an additional £25/tonne for postcodes:  IV, HS, KA27-28, KW, PA20-49, PA60-78, PH17-26, PH30-44, PH49-50

Most excellent can I have 2 tonnes of your finest, the cheque is in the post. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23891 on: March 18, 2013, 02:29:17 PM »

Yesterday and Saturday a great deal of my time was spent trying to sort out a man with a van to collect sons 'stuff' from the 'Bitch From Hell' (TBFH) who has kindly allowed son to access the property between 1300 hrs and 1430 hrs today.  cussing:

I also had to sort out bus and train timetables/tickets for him to get there. This trip consists of Inverness > Grantown on Spey > Aviemore (fathers house) > Inverness.

Now you would have thought that as son's father lives in vicinity and has done for 23 yrs + and so has sound knowledge of the area access to local papers and the internet and a f@@cking phone he could have helped, Oh noes......Trying to do all this remotely and deal with a somewhat overwrought son has been a nightmare. surrender:

Once I have the all clear that son's 'stuff' is out of the property his ex partner is going to get both barrels from me, cold hearted, obstructive, calculating, sorry answer for a woman that she is.

And breath.......
cussing:

Remember, you qualify for the VP members special rate of £75/tonne for the "Slurry Surprise".  :thumbsup:



Plus an additional £25/tonne for postcodes:  IV, HS, KA27-28, KW, PA20-49, PA60-78, PH17-26, PH30-44, PH49-50

Most excellent can I have 2 tonnes of your finest, the cheque is in the post. :thumbsup:

Cheque you say.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23892 on: March 18, 2013, 04:06:00 PM »
Still at Gatwick - unexpected but welcome overtime ^-^

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23893 on: March 18, 2013, 04:19:34 PM »
Still at Gatwick - unexpected but welcome overtime ^-^

Lots of flights arriving from Cyprus...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23894 on: March 18, 2013, 04:40:38 PM »
Still at Gatwick - unexpected but welcome overtime ^-^

Lots of flights arriving from Cyprus...?  rubschin:

Private planes from Russia with suitcases...... rubschin: