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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23970 on: March 22, 2013, 10:08:43 AM »
Snowed in  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23971 on: March 22, 2013, 10:11:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23972 on: March 22, 2013, 10:14:16 AM »
An e mail floods in. The Jewish Lady Vicar and her naked sleepwalking daughter want to come and visit  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23973 on: March 22, 2013, 10:19:08 AM »
An e mail floods in. The Jewish Lady Vicar and her naked sleepwalking daughter want to come and visit  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23974 on: March 22, 2013, 11:38:01 AM »
An e mail floods in. The Jewish Lady Vicar and her naked sleepwalking daughter want to come and visit  eeek:

Time for the something at Nick's house to be resurrected  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23975 on: March 22, 2013, 12:37:06 PM »
All stocked up...

Diesel, and a trolley full of non-perishable groceries...

And Hellas Pills was on BOGOF too!  cloud9:

Where did you get that?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23976 on: March 22, 2013, 12:45:50 PM »
All stocked up...

Diesel, and a trolley full of non-perishable groceries...

And Hellas Pills was on BOGOF too!  cloud9:

You should just have the snip much cheaper.  Even cheaper do it yourself a tight elastic band round your gonads should do the trick. :thumbsup:

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 Shrugs: You are financial melt down over there you cant afford to have it done privately.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23977 on: March 22, 2013, 12:47:03 PM »
All stocked up...

Diesel, and a trolley full of non-perishable groceries...

And Hellas Pills was on BOGOF too!  cloud9:

You should just have the snip much cheaper.  Even cheaper do it yourself a tight elastic band round your gonads should do the trick. :thumbsup:

 Shocked:

 Shrugs: You are financial melt down over there you cant afford to have it done privately.

I saw what you did there  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23978 on: March 22, 2013, 12:53:40 PM »
All stocked up...

Diesel, and a trolley full of non-perishable groceries...

And Hellas Pills was on BOGOF too!  cloud9:

Where did you get that?

Papas...

They had loads of tins in pairs - sellotaped together...  lol:

I cleared the shelf....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23979 on: March 22, 2013, 12:54:19 PM »
All stocked up...

Diesel, and a trolley full of non-perishable groceries...

And Hellas Pills was on BOGOF too!  cloud9:

You should just have the snip much cheaper.  Even cheaper do it yourself a tight elastic band round your gonads should do the trick. :thumbsup:

 Shocked:

 Shrugs: You are financial melt down over there you cant afford to have it done privately.

I've been snipped....  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23980 on: March 22, 2013, 12:55:14 PM »
All stocked up...

Diesel, and a trolley full of non-perishable groceries...

And Hellas Pills was on BOGOF too!  cloud9:

You should just have the snip much cheaper.  Even cheaper do it yourself a tight elastic band round your gonads should do the trick. :thumbsup:

 Shocked:

 Shrugs: You are financial melt down over there you cant afford to have it done privately.

I saw what you did there  :thumbsup:

Most excellent. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23981 on: March 22, 2013, 12:56:28 PM »
All stocked up...

Diesel, and a trolley full of non-perishable groceries...

And Hellas Pills was on BOGOF too!  cloud9:

Where did you get that?

Papas...

They had loads of tins in pairs - sellotaped together...  lol:

I cleared the shelf....  whistle:

In the Paphos one?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23982 on: March 22, 2013, 01:06:48 PM »
All stocked up...

Diesel, and a trolley full of non-perishable groceries...

And Hellas Pills was on BOGOF too!  cloud9:

Where did you get that?

Papas...

They had loads of tins in pairs - sellotaped together...  lol:

I cleared the shelf....  whistle:

In the Paphos one?

Given that my bank account is frozen, why would I drive all the way to Pafos to buy beer...? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23983 on: March 22, 2013, 01:36:12 PM »
All stocked up...

Diesel, and a trolley full of non-perishable groceries...

And Hellas Pills was on BOGOF too!  cloud9:

Where did you get that?

Papas...

They had loads of tins in pairs - sellotaped together...  lol:

I cleared the shelf....  whistle:

In the Paphos one?

Given that my bank account is frozen, why would I drive all the way to Pafos to buy beer...? ::)

It was just a question you festering bell end.  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23984 on: March 22, 2013, 01:38:13 PM »
All stocked up...

Diesel, and a trolley full of non-perishable groceries...

And Hellas Pills was on BOGOF too!  cloud9:

Where did you get that?

Papas...

They had loads of tins in pairs - sellotaped together...  lol:

I cleared the shelf....  whistle:

In the Paphos one?

Given that my bank account is frozen, why would I drive all the way to Pafos to buy beer...? ::)

It was just a question you festering bell end.  ::)

It's the beer talking.. noooo: