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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24000 on: March 23, 2013, 02:46:27 PM »
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Just back from getting the car MOT'd. It only needed a new rear tyre, although 2 more are nearing the legal limit.

Whilst there I bought a can of BG44K - I've been hearing great things about this stuff, so it's worth a £20 punt  :thumbsup:

Popcorn:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B005GDC46E

We shall see.

I thought it was going be beer......... redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24001 on: March 23, 2013, 02:48:46 PM »
Would it werk on man flu?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24002 on: March 23, 2013, 04:13:40 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 23, 2013, 01:48:12 PM
Today is my kid brother's 50th birthday do.  Looming snow is conspiring to eff it all up but before even then we have to complete negotiations on exactly what he's getting in his pressie.

Did he get the two nubile young blonde girlies he was wanting then?

I have just returned from a workshop on solar power in 2015. happy001 happy001 This is a project run by Sheffield and Durham universities. The team consists of 2 geographers (they have done a very nice model of the valley all coloured in and everything) 2 social scientists  (one of whom I nearly killed, the other being an appendage in his own right) and 2 physicists. If these people are our future I want to be put down now.

The up side of me sitting through all this crap is the fact that my bloke from Tata Steel brought along the the chap who deals with their environmental issues.  He having spent time talking to the green lentil munchers at the workshop wants to work with me to get the greenhouse project up and running.  Gawd 'elp 'em I seem to be their best bet, mainly because I don't have wooden teeth and can on a good day can string a sentence together.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24003 on: March 23, 2013, 04:15:51 PM »
I am familiar with the university types you describe and they are always wankers.  Get over to the Growler thread, he is on the point of boiling over.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24004 on: March 23, 2013, 04:22:20 PM »
On the plus side today I fixed a hose connector (garden not car, though pointless in this weather), ordered new drive belt and filters for the Dyson, sorted new bank card 'n' pin and other assorted chores  :thumbsup:

On the minus side  ::), the Met tells me the case of me nicked bank card is now closed due to insufficient evidence  cussing:
I would identify them, the manager of Superdrug would identify them, so would their CCTV, so would the local shopping mall CCTV, so would the security in Morrisons and their CCTV.  evil:

Metropolitan Police - Total Policing ... and they paid £30K for that @rsing oxymoron  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24005 on: March 23, 2013, 04:25:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2013, 04:13:40 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 23, 2013, 01:48:12 PM
Today is my kid brother's 50th birthday do.  Looming snow is conspiring to eff it all up but before even then we have to complete negotiations on exactly what he's getting in his pressie.

Did he get the two nubile young blonde girlies he was wanting then? . . . .


 lol: lol: lol:  Not unless Amazon sell them under the pseudonym of iPodery

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I have just returned from a workshop on solar power in 2015. happy001 happy001 This is a project run by Sheffield and Durham universities. The team consists of 2 geographers (they have done a very nice model of the valley all coloured in and everything) 2 social scientists  (one of whom I nearly killed, the other being an appendage in his own right) and 2 physicists. If these people are our future I want to be put down now.

The up side of me sitting through all this crap is the fact that my bloke from Tata Steel brought along the the chap who deals with their environmental issues.  He having spent time talking to the green lentil munchers at the workshop wants to work with me to get the greenhouse project up and running.  Gawd 'elp 'em I seem to be their best bet, mainly because I don't have wooden teeth and can on a good day can string a sentence together.

 lol: lol: lol:

Lentil munchers you say.  Not guilty.

Will we see an all new Greenhouse disaster thread?  BTW be careful dealing with Tata, they once wanted loadsamoney to make an "all new will be cheaper in the long run" component for my then employer - but we found they were also working with our main competitor.  Indian business ethics is a very short read.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24006 on: March 23, 2013, 04:57:21 PM »
I have a hoooooge Lindt chocolate Easter bunny  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24007 on: March 23, 2013, 04:58:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2013, 04:57:21 PM
I have a hoooooge Lindt chocolate Easter bunny  cloud9:

Not for long    whistle:   ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24008 on: March 23, 2013, 04:59:04 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24009 on: March 23, 2013, 04:59:45 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2013, 04:57:21 PM
I have a hoooooge Lindt chocolate Easter bunny  cloud9:

i found two more Creme eggs that the kidz had left today....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24010 on: March 23, 2013, 05:00:26 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24011 on: March 23, 2013, 05:01:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2013, 04:59:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2013, 04:57:21 PM
I have a hoooooge Lindt chocolate Easter bunny  cloud9:

i found two more Creme eggs that the kidz had left today....  redface:

On a pillow...... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24012 on: March 23, 2013, 05:02:03 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 05:01:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2013, 04:59:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2013, 04:57:21 PM
I have a hoooooge Lindt chocolate Easter bunny  cloud9:

i found two more Creme eggs that the kidz had left today....  redface:

On a pillow...... whistle:

No, you chocolate faced mong.... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24013 on: March 23, 2013, 05:04:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2013, 04:57:21 PM
I have a hoooooge Lindt chocolate Easter bunny  cloud9:

Love those I was bought one every year as a child it was a real treat...... cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24014 on: March 23, 2013, 05:30:03 PM »
I am at my desk and ready to rock!  :thumbsup:
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